I have several sex confessions.
1. I once paid a birds Dad £10 to use his bed to fuck his daughter while he waited in the living room. She was noisy as fuck too. True story.
2. I was pulled in Yates', Blackpool by a bird who took me back to her flat. Her brother was there. She said it was no problem he wouldn't mind a proceeded to get my cock out. Of course I was a bit uncomfortable as he kept staring. She went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and he followed. 10 minutes later I went in the kitchen to see what was going on - she was giving her brother a blow job. Of course I didn't know what to do so bolted. She came after me saying it was her husband and that he wanted me to watch me fuck her. The first thought that flashed through my mind was Fred and Rose West but I thought fuck it and proceeded to smash her. The fat fucker of a husband then pushed me off and started to mount her. I thought fuck this and put my jeans on to leave. She begged me to not to leave as her husband was a really shit fuck and she wanted me to stay the night. Fuck that I said you can have him you dirty freaks and left. True story.
3. I once fucked 7 girls at the same time. All hookers. True story.
4. My record for hookers in a Fri-Sun weekend is 22. True Story.
5. I saw a bloke giving his Mrs a smack at the pool of my hotel when I was on holiday so I went up to him and sparked him out. One hit and he was cold. So I dragged him into the hotel and tried to wake him up. When I did all he could so was complain that he couldn't get his bearings. I told him I was going to take his Mrs up to my room and fuck the shit out of her. When he saw her the next day he was going to apologize for hitting her. If I found he didn't do this I told him he was going to get buried in the desert close to the hotel. I took the bird up to my room and jammed the shit out of it. From beginning to end she never spoke a word just did as she was told. Funny thing she was on holiday as she had leukemia and was dying - I found this out as I fucked her in the ass i grabbed her hair and it came off as it was a wig. Did I feel bad? No. Great fuck that one. The next day the guy apologized to her. True story.
6. I once fucked a woman at her house after being picked up one night. About 3am I got up and went for a piss and noticed her daughter in her room half naked as asleep on her bed. I went in and woke her up and fucked the shit out of her too. She was 17. I fell asleep in the daughters bed and was woken up by the Mum at about 7am. She didn't go mad and simply took me back to her room and fucked me again. True story.
7. I was on a plane and met a bird on the plane. Several hours later I fucked her in the bathroom. (That's true mile high btw - you have to meet the bird on the plane.) It wasn't until after I'd fucked it that I asked her name and where she was from. It turns out she was the girlfriend of a friend of mine who owned a bar close to my house. What are the fucking odds of that? True story.
More to come in part 2 - these ones are just off the top of my head
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