Ronnie I'm sorry

[Argyll]

When ever we go out one of my mates who's a bit older than us always falls asleep for an hour or so and then wakes up and carries on drinking.

About 5 months ago he fell asleep again and in true fashion we started abusing him (see photos).

We done the usual thing of rubbing our arse against his face however my mate tried to fart on him and followed through and shit all over his neck!

He woke up about ten minutes later and complained about the smell of shit. We said nothing and he went home. He asked me in confidence the next day what happened but I denied any knowledge. I felt bad about not telling my mate what happened but I didn't want to grass anyone up.

Sorry Ronnie please forgive me?

[Nibb]

We done the usual thing of rubbing our arse against his face however my mate tried to fart on him and followed through and shit all over his neck!

Usual thing.......

[super mike]

Not got any photos of the brown-neck?

[ss30]

LOL

[TheFincher]

We done the usual thing of rubbing our arse against his face however my mate tried to fart on him and followed through and shit all over his neck!

I was on the phone to a customer when i read that line and i spat with laughter........... They didnt seem fazed and just carried on but i was gone by that point

Fuckin great post

[Argyll]

Not got any photos of the brown-neck?

No mate we didn't want to arouse suspicion. I do however have one where my mate was slapping his dick across his face (would have been rude not to) but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post it.

[DannyLad]

Argyll, you're posts in this section are hilarious mate

[B B Leo]

pmsl m8