Sorry Bobby

[Argyll]

A few years ago one of my older mates who was due to retire was ragging my arse about something.

So I got hold of a syringe and filled it with water. Every time he leant over a desk to write something a little gap would appear in his trouser pocket and I would squirt this water in to this. The water used to take a few seconds to get to his skin and he would scurry off to the toilet. I done this about ten times.

A few months later we were out drinking and he confided in me that he was going in to hospital for a check on his prostrate as he was pissing himself! I thought 'shit' I can't tell him because he would go ape shit, so I said nothing.

He never mentioned any thing ever again so I left it at that.

So I'm sorry Bobby and I hope your prostrates ok?

[DJ OD]

After reading your posts in here, I'm glad I don't know you!


DJ OD

[Freddy]

nice!

[tombott]

lol, you nasty fucker!

[BertRoot]

There was a point to come clean there mate and you blew it costing us, the taxpayers, money. You will get your penance at the Pearly Gates when St Peter cuts your urethra and lets you dribble for all eternity.

[Argyll]

After reading your posts in here, I'm glad I don't know you!


DJ OD

I just love a joke mate. It's what makes the world go around. This isn't a confession as such but a few years ago I set all my clocks forward including my flatmates when he was pissed. He got up at 3 in the morning and jogged in to work thinking it was 7 O'Clock. When he got to work he realised what had happened and he went over to the canteen for a couple of hours sleep until the gates opened at work. We had big comfy couches in the canteen so he fell asleep. The thing was he actually slept in for work. He tried to tell the gaffer he had actually been there since 3 in the morning but the gaffer gave him a telling off.

I almost pissed myself when he told me. The practical jokes we played on each other were legendary.

[B B Leo]

lol