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    Default Turds.

    i recall reading that the Queen receives 2 turds a week through the post.

    So which one of you is sending the other one??
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    Default Re: Turds.

    well its fri night and i am about to hit the beer and play some tunes till the df radio quiz kicks up.....this is the type of crap that will keep me grinning so keep it up...


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    Default Re: Turds.

    I'd love to smear my fucking fat smelly log over the queens face, That way she would know what the country actually thinks of the Monarchy.


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    I don't waste my turds on her but I send her the bones from my weekly swan roast just to show I can eat the fuckers too.


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    lol that was bad bert
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