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    Default two birds

    ... are out on the lash with a group of friends.

    They end up completely wankered and soon the early hours creep up on them and they decide to walk home together.

    On the way home they cut through the local graveyard and decide to take a piss... the first bird uses her knickers to wipe herself and then chucks them away, the second bird uses a soft green wreath...

    Two days later the two birds other halves are down the pub and one says to the other ..You know what, I think my wife is cheating on me... she came home the other night without any knickers on!

    Damn... says the other guy ... but mate, that's nothing... I'm pretty sure my wife is cheating on me... after she got home the other night she came in a passed out on the kitchen floor, so I carried her to bed and when I undressed her I found a card in her knickers that said ... You were the greatest!!! We'll really miss you, Love from all the boys at the Fire Station!

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    Default Re: two birds

    Posted here on a multitude of times.
    Cheers - Coin-Op


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    Default Re: two birds

    lol...almost as old as gameking that one

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: two birds

    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
    lol...almost as old as gameking that one
    cheeky fecker.
    last posted may 2005 so we`ll leave it.

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