To all those girls

[Anonymous]

I have ever cheated on.
I have ever cheated on with their mate
I have ever cheated on with their best mate
Coerced into allowing me to play mud darts with them
Made believe that swallowing is the only available option.
Lied to
Lied about
Felt up at a concert and got away with it.
Spewed on
Spewed in
Shagged for a bet
Shagged for revenge
Promised to call again
Made believe that I was "the one"
Left at 4 in the morning having "borrowed" the taxi fare from
Covertly photographed using my camera phone and then shown to my mates.
Shagged, then blanked completely the following weekend..

I really couldn't give a shite..

[Ganty]

So that's no-one then?

[B B Leo]

So that's no-one then?

ganty stop chatting up strangers