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    Default A guy at works missus

    Been working at same place for quite some time now.
    Me and this girl in the office have always got on really well for years.
    Always flirting and making suggestive comments.
    If it wasnt for the fact we were both in relationships we'd have gone out with each other.
    Anyway she splits up with her ex but I'm still seeing mine, on the rebound she sees this other lad from work for a bit and ends up getting married to him.
    I know this lad and he's alright but a bit of a thick cunt.
    Anyway about a year later I split up with my bird.
    So me and this lass from work starting getting more and more cheeky with our flirting and on several nights out only feet away from her husband we are feeling each other up and saying what we'd like to do to each other, she's a dirty bitch too, telling me she wants my spunk all over her face.
    Working away toghether we ended up staying in the same room and getting up to allsorts.
    Loads of times she pops round to mine on a night or a weekend for a bit of fun and frolics.
    And yet at work and on a lot of works nights out I stand and talk to her husband and he thinks I'm his mate.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    thats terrible!! hope there is not kids involved......does she have an msn addy
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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    fact is the guy isn't your mate is he really so you have no loyalty to him in the slightest. As you have said you and this bird have been rimming each other for some time and you have now had some fun with her and both enjoyed it. What is wrong with that? Two adults having a bit of fun that ain't too serious? Fuck me it sounds perfect and if the other guy finds out it will all come to a head but this sort of thing goes on every day mate. Vive la Fun Spunk!


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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    what was her number again?

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    its a fair one mate. keep on bonin!!!
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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    I've been on the receiving end of this sort of thing which sucks. Fuck it though. If people want to play, they will. If she aint loyal to him, she shouldn't be with him so go do the deed. It's her in the wrong (if anyone is) not you.

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    Give it to her doggy style over the photocopier

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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    If he's thick he'll probably be able to lift heavy things. Which could spell disaster should the poor cunt find out and decide to drop you from the top of a multi-story.

    Having said that, I suspect he knows and wanks himself silly thinking about you up to your knackers in her hot pocket.

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    This is what I don't understand, why don't people just split up then? Why waste everybodys time, when you and the bird could be together and the husband could be looking for someone else.
    Although if I was you, I wouldn't even consider having a relationship with that nasty whore, she'd probably do the same to you in a few years time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cronus71 View Post
    This is what I don't understand, why don't people just split up then? Why waste everybodys time, when you and the bird could be together and the husband could be looking for someone else.
    Although if I was you, I wouldn't even consider having a relationship with that nasty whore, she'd probably do the same to you in a few years time.


    whoooops!! your not the guy from work are ya??

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    as said above he aint exactly your mate really if you super soaking his missis. she sounds a right dirty women, she got any friends

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    It's shit for him if he ever finds out but the way I see it he can't be cutting the mustard in the bedroom so he's only himself to blame.

    If he was properly banging the arse off her regularly and keeping her fully satisfied she'd be too weak to even take your cock in her mouth.

    He's not..so you are.

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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    Quote Originally Posted by beacytan View Post
    whoooops!! your not the guy from work are ya??
    No, but I used to be Mr. Anonymous Poster in this case, but I'm still asking the same question, why do not people split up? as they will eventually anyway? I don't get that.
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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    so m8 did u shot her in the face
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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    Quote Originally Posted by bigbadleo View Post
    so m8 did u shot her in the face
    Thats what i wanna know!!!! did you blast her in the boatrace or what???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbadleo View Post
    so m8 did u shot her in the face

    Quote Originally Posted by wonkyfox View Post
    Thats what i wanna know!!!! did you blast her in the boatrace or what???
    Indeed she's had quite a few facefulls, what she really loves is me using my bellend to rub it all over her face after I've dropped the cargo.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: A guy at works missus

    at my old work there was a man and a women who worked there.
    she work earlies and he worked nights.

    the woman in question had about 4 blokes from the place.
    one of the is even a member here.

    here husband never knew a thing.
    we all think he new deep down but what can you do when you wife is a
    complete slag.

    i thought the bloke was a prick so found it all very funny
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