In spite of all your accusations of me sleeping with other women I was entirely faithful throughout our relationship and for the first fortnight after we had split up.
But after you made a big scene at your niece's eighteenth, accusing me of wanting to leave early to see someone else, then storming off home, your sister took pity on me and I ended up shagging her absolutely senseless.
She was great - far better than you, so up yours you skanky, hate filled bitch.
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