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    I like to scream out the word "rumplestiltskin" as I chuck my muck about the living room although my mum has to leave the room at this point.
    Buhahahahahahahahaha. Rumplestiltskin indeed. Buhahahahaha. Loving this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    It's not just any old wank mate. This one is long overdue, I've sat watching that plasma for weeks, my missus ever present, without getting a chance for some "me time" to watch some 1080i grot.

    The wait is over.
    So why dont you just wank when she is there to watch ?


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    I tried it with my 12inch portable but it aint the same somehow. I had to have the tv sitting on me chest so i could see the action properly on that small screen.

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    "I like to scream out the word "rumplestiltskin" as I chuck my muck about the living room although my mum has to leave the room at this point."

    the tears are streaming, awesome thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vixen View Post
    So why dont you just wank when she is there to watch ?
    A very naive comment that only a woman could make.

    Our sex life is great, never have sex less than 3 times a week but as any red blooded male knows wanking is all about some quality "me" time.

    You just wouldn't understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    A very naive comment that only a woman could make.

    Our sex life is great, never have sex less than 3 times a week but as any red blooded male knows wanking is all about some quality "me" time.

    You just wouldn't understand.
    True sir, assuming you are a sir. I love to watch the Mrs have a fiddle with herself and I like to pump the pump all over her balloon but a little time and space to enjoy yourself is the right thing to do in a gentlemans life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wizard1974uk View Post
    So did your mate turn up with a 6 pack?
    Has this turned into some sort of gay bodybuilder thread now?
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    so you enjoyed yer wank then GANTY??? buhahahahaha

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