list of chuck norris "facts" funny as fook

[beacytan]

have a look at these, theres some beauties on there, and no, you dont need to be a chuck norris fan -

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

i particularly liked :- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[Ganty]

I didn't want to be the one to do this, but...

http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...t=chuck+norris

http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...t=chuck+norris

http://www.digital-forums.com/showth...t=chuck+norris

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread....... you get the point

[eggon]

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. Ha Ha very funny

Reminds me of Corra last night - THink the barmaid said to Liz's slow and stupid husband "you have two speeds, slow and reverse!!"

Which also reminds me of a great putdown to my not very bright mate, who had just said something completely daft - the putdown was "When God was giving out brains, Joe thought he said trains and asked for a slow one" Ha ha

[gunner]

Moved to the HOS insted of deleting as this is amusing, as well as probably the most reposted post ever.

[liveseytowers]

I have never seen a chuck norris film in my life. Whats the big deal with his and these jokes??

[the.insane]

I have never seen a chuck norris film in my life. Whats the big deal with his and these jokes??

i remember watching him in a bruce lee film and lee leathered him so he cant be that good

[Zippeyrude]

i remember watching him in a bruce lee film and lee leathered him so he cant be that good

Thats because it wasnt real life. I heard Chuck Norris beat Darth Vader in real life !

[beacytan]

OMG - i even done a search for chuck norris, looked at the top 5/6 posts and thought its never been posted before... please say i am not as bad as whoever posts the "explicit rainbow" clip next!!!!!

[ant3b]

he has a cult following for shot SH!T he was... best one is chuck norris can slam a revolving door. and also chuck norris doesnt have a chin he has another fist behind he beard!!

[Thrush]

It was funny a few years back, like the hoff stuff. Now it's just a bunch of sweaty ball bags, which like clockwork comes out year on year for a wash and airing.

[BertRoot]

YouTube - rude rainbow

[beacytan]

thanks for taking the heat off me a bit bert....

[BertRoot]

I felt it necessary mate plus I hope I won't get banned for it.

[beacytan]

thank you, thank you, i would like to dedicate this, my first ever HOS, to all my fans here on DF, to everyone who has stood by me over the years, to my parents for putting me on this earth and making this HOS possible and last but not least - GANTY, the fucker who kindly posted the four other links to it and got me here in the first place.. cheers mate!!!

[chrismaher2007]

this chuck norris post comes up at least once a month... hands up who posted this before