Spunking on a bird while she's asleep

[RSV]

or the abe lincoln, thats a combination of a few things.

Shag her doggy style, do the donkey punch, cum on her face, then shave her pubes off and stick em to her face like shes got a beard like abraham lincoln.
Its a real crowd favourite.

But the bitches sometimes get upset when they regain conciousness.
Best to take some photo's while she's still out cold.

Gawd i nearly choked on my tea then.....

[RSV]

Just looked at the other definitions of wolfbagging on urban dictionary site and this one made me laugh even more....

wolfbagging 31 up, 32 down

I think that the original definition, as told to me many moons ago, is having sex with a goose, then slamming it's neck in a drawer to produce body spasms which will, alledgedly, increase sexual stimulation.

Who needs stimulation when you're 'taters deep in a goose?

Person1: I was wolfbagging a goose the other day.
Person2: You delightfully old-school pervert, you.

[Jimothy]

Theres also the superman
Spunk on her back and dont clean it off, when she wakes up the sheets will stick to her back and give a cape
Theres also the Batman variant were you also give her 2 black eyes

[beerman]

lol I think this is a real contender for thread of the year. I've never laughed so hard. The houdini is hilarious

[tips]

lol I think this is a real contender for thread of the year. I've never laughed so hard. The houdini is hilarious

I concur. Some fukkin funny quotes in there. Especially the Houdini and the Batman. buhahahahahah.

Brilliant.

[flumperino]

lmao, Jimbob's threads always turn out well

[evilsatan]

If you want to take the donkey punch that much fuirther then withdraw whilst the increased tension is present and you get a pink sock:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=pink+sock

[B B Leo]

feel a bit sorry 4 u m8. u needed to please ur self as she couldnt get u off
are u a bit gay hahahahaha
sad thing id have done the same just to finish off

[funkyg]

Go web is the same as the doggy surprise only you spit on their back and instead spunk in your hand and then when she turns around you shout go web and sling in into her face

Haha. Jimmy Carr refers to this as the 'Spiderman' . Cum in your hand and throw it in her face, webslinger stylee.

[RSV]

Haha. Jimmy Carr refers to this as the 'Spiderman' . Cum in your hand and throw it in her face, webslinger stylee.

Also known as the seagull


seagull

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

[RSV]

I know its going a bit off topic but just found another defination of seagull that had me in stitches.

seagull

When youre banging a gurl on the beach and u stick your dick in the sand then stick your sandy dick back in her which then makes he flail her arms and scream like a seagull

"Yo you see that naked girl screaming over there on the beach"
"Yah her boyfriend just gave her the seagull"

[Nibb]

I hear wolfbanging is quite nice?!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...olfbanging&r=f

When you partake in anal sex, when the man is about to orgasm he sticks his fingers down his partners throat to make them puke, thus making her arse hole muslce tighten and make the orgasm feel better.

Also known as "gibbing" when ones partner swallows a piece of meat (usually bacon) attched to a piece of string which is retracted at the point of orgasm!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gibbing

[ss30]

Brilliant thread LOL

[jimbob2002]

Also known as the seagull


seagull

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

Also if many people involved at once doing this its called a flock of seagulls, funnily enough the victims hair would probably finish up looking like a flock of seagulls haircut (80s band).

[Nibb]

Also if many people involved at once doing this its called a flock of seagulls, funnily enough the victims hair would probably finish up looking like a flock of seagulls haircut (80s band).

[jimbob2002]

Heres the flock of seagulls:

[ERNIE 22]

this tread is amazing lol

[MaKas]

lololol that made me chuckle

[Kushty]

Did anyone see the video on here a while back of a US soldier explaining these positions to an Iraqi?

[dannoble82]

yeah my mrs reacts to it if its left on there and not wiped off immediately, simular story when i got treated to valentines day stay at the west ham hotel, she gave me a blowie whilst looking over the pitch i ''Harried'' over her face and when she wiped it off she had an obvious rash on her (which showed up even more as she still had a tan from our hols) she then had to go through a meal with an obvious spunk dribble mark on her cheek/chin. im sure everyone knew what it was!!!!