An unusual christmas present
Years ago me and a mate were drinking on christmas eve. We had got through one bottle of jd and just cracked open number 2 when we realised the seal on the bottle had broken in such a way that if you closed it it didn't look like it had been opened.
This discovery gave us an idea, but unfortunately we required an intact jd box and both of ours were damaged when opening so we went to the offie and bought one more. We emptied the bottle with the unusual seal and both pissed in it. Then we held the fresh bottle of jd next to it and added coca cola until the colours of both matched perfectly. Put the bottle in the box, closed the sticker and left it on the doorstep of a bloke down my mate's road at around 4am. I would've paid dough just to have seen the look on his face
I don't feel bad about it though because the cunt used to beat his kids and wife. I also stole a bumper from one of his cars, saw the guy's son the other week and he just laughed about it
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