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    Had a wank over an ex girlfriend last night. I know I shouldn't have but I still had a key and she's a heavy sleeper.

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    boom, boom
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    Haha

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    ace

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    I hope you got her in they eye mate.

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    lol

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    lol

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    Default Re: Wank

    haha nice one

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    shouldn't this be one for the confessions box

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    love jokes like this mate well done short and sweet,

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    That wa sa funny joke and i noticed that you have only 3 posts to your name since you joined in 06 and thought i had to see if they were anywhere near as good as that............... Suffice to say i was disappointed............ Nice intro though mate

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    Nice one hope her new bloke didn't mind!
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