quick joke

[ViSaGe]

An English pilot is traveling over Australia when he hits an unexpected storm and his plane crashes. The next day he wakes up in a bush hospital feeling terrible. He fears he may not be going to survive so he asks the nearby doctor, "Did you bring me here to die?"
To which the doctor answers, "Nah mate, we brought you in yesterday."

boom boom

[elephantsoup]

raised a smile

[Nikki]

raised a smile

same here

[mr football]

PMSL cripes mate

[wtaylor]

same here

Really?

[Mr Olympia]

Dear o dear....

[crashtestmac]

Quick and simple.

I liked it...!

[ant3b]

poop on a stick.. i like it

[koola2]

Another one that takes a few seconds to get, but guess I should have read it with an Australian accent.

[petedalad]

i reckon this joke works much better when its a brummie accent