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    result She still believes it.

    One night me and a few mates had hit the town and bumped into a few of his work colleagues.

    Anyway - you know how it goes - you hit on all the hot ones and if you have not succeeded then you weigh the odds up with the mingers.

    On our return to my mate’s house (where I also lodged) there was one fat munter left and just before we turned in for the night she asked could she stop in my room. Although the alcohol had started to ware off and I could no longer use the old "I was twisted I can’t remember a thing" routine, she said she would stop on the floor and the rest of the lads could stop in there with her. (Well this was just crying out for a GB) - Anyway - the fat b1tch fell asleep and nothing ended up happening until I couldnt resist temptation any longer

    whilst she was out cold I popped my co(k around her mouth - eye socket and ear lobe - I then positioned one of her hands on her right breast and the other down her pants and then called it a night.

    In the morning we awoke to her wondering what the fu(k had she done - I told her that she was playing with herself and she was begging us to nail the a55 out of her - to this day she still believes it and is none the wiser - I’m still proud of my accomplishment.



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    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    u should have done her m8
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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    i wood have inserted things into her arse
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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    I also sniffed her fingers after I stuck them down her knickers the first time round.

    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    Quote Originally Posted by rookie View Post
    i wood have inserted things into her arse
    What, like a midget?
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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    I would of picked her up like a bowling ball

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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    so basically you nearly raped her, and others on here would have.

    you're either liers, or sick, twisted, no good rapists. well done.
    I'm new to this :huh:

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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    no he didn't.
    He merely took advantage of a pissed fat munter.
    Quite right too, that's why God invented them.

    And for the record, I'd have ridden it like a Blackpool Donkey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    no he didn't.
    He merely took advantage of a pissed fat munter.
    Quite right too, that's why God invented them.

    And for the record, I'd have ridden it like a Blackpool Donkey.
    what did she expect, fat bitch was obviously on heat otherwise she woodnt have stayed
    round.

    i wood have gone straight to the kitchen and got the whisk out.
    and if i was in a good mood i wood have pulled it out buy the morning.
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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    Had he of gone the whole hogg it wouldnt have been r4pe but suprise sex
    Frank Gallagher - quote: Where's your Mama gone? Where's your Mama gone?" Used to sing that to the kids when Monica fucked off, never a dry eye in the house, all shot off upstairs howling they did.

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    Default Re: She still believes it.

    Reading this thread reminds me of this joke ...

    http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=341204

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    Re: She still believes it.

    Quote Originally Posted by rookie View Post
    i wood have gone straight to the kitchen and got the whisk out.
    and if i was in a good mood i wood have pulled it out buy the morning.
    buhahaha, a whisk

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