One night me and a few mates had hit the town and bumped into a few of his work colleagues.
Anyway - you know how it goes - you hit on all the hot ones and if you have not succeeded then you weigh the odds up with the mingers.
On our return to my mate’s house (where I also lodged) there was one fat munter left and just before we turned in for the night she asked could she stop in my room. Although the alcohol had started to ware off and I could no longer use the old "I was twisted I can’t remember a thing" routine, she said she would stop on the floor and the rest of the lads could stop in there with her. (Well this was just crying out for a GB) - Anyway - the fat b1tch fell asleep and nothing ended up happening until I couldnt resist temptation any longer
whilst she was out cold I popped my co(k around her mouth - eye socket and ear lobe - I then positioned one of her hands on her right breast and the other down her pants and then called it a night.
In the morning we awoke to her wondering what the fu(k had she done - I told her that she was playing with herself and she was begging us to nail the a55 out of her - to this day she still believes it and is none the wiser - I’m still proud of my accomplishment.
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