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    Funny Women golfers

    A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee, while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees.

    The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.

    She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, 'I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help’.

    One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'
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    Default Re: Women golfers

    Errrrrr..........

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    Default Re: Women golfers

    I liked it, made me smile.

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    Default Re: Women golfers

    spot on PMSL

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    Default Re: Women golfers

    lmao

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