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    Attention BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    right fellow df'ers-yesterday i thought i would see how many times i broke the law but not on purpose.its basically a typical day for me.

    right this is what i did.

    brought green hash solid woteva u call it 9.30 in morning (breakfast)

    spoke to the missus on me mobi while i was driving

    earned a few quid and did,nt inform the dole

    went through a red light (only just though was a 50% / 50%)

    downloaded 3 movies,2 albums and a xxx from the internet

    chucked a sweet wrapper on the street

    had a piss up a tree in the woods

    let the dog have a shit in the woods and i did,nt clean it up

    now chaps all them things really could get you one big fine i,m sure but don't most of us do all them things everyday,ive posted here cos i,m ashamed of my day yesterday.(like fuk i am)

    to top this lot off i confess S CLUB SEVEN BRINT ALL BACK re\ally gets my rocks goin and makes my shit itch.

    i dare you to look and not feel bloody good about yourself after listening to the song.

    YouTube - S Club 7 - Bring It All Back (Music Video) - Rachel Stevens

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    u naughty boy
    and love the song u gay fucka

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    done a bit of investigating to see if i can work out who you are
    im guessing at boyyokka.
    simply because of (did,nt) only 5 or 6 people have ever type that word like that and your name came up most
    bbshark. The Member with the first ever DF Fine

    http://digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=451657

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Buhahahahahahahaha. A productive day indeed.


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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    i was thinking same
    as he played that the last time we had group sex

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    NO IT ANIT BOYYAKKA M8--THAT FUKA USES CAPS

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    love the avatar

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Everything except the following is ok:

    chucked a sweet wrapper on the street
    let the dog have a shit in the woods and i did,nt clean it up

    For these two you are a grade 2 cunt.

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    right fellow df'ers-yesterday i thought i would see how many times i broke the law but not on purpose.its basically a typical day for me.

    right this is what i did.

    brought green hash solid woteva u call it 9.30 in morning (breakfast)

    spoke to the missus on me mobi while i was driving

    earned a few quid and did,nt inform the dole

    went through a red light (only just though was a 50% / 50%)

    downloaded 3 movies,2 albums and a xxx from the internet

    chucked a sweet wrapper on the street

    had a piss up a tree in the woods

    let the dog have a shit in the woods and i did,nt clean it up

    now chaps all them things really could get you one big fine i,m sure but don't most of us do all them things everyday,ive posted here cos i,m ashamed of my day yesterday.(like fuk i am)

    to top this lot off i confess S CLUB SEVEN BRINT ALL BACK really gets my rocks goin and makes my shit itch.

    i dare you to look and not feel bloody good about yourself after listening to the song.

    YouTube - S Club 7 - Bring It All Back (Music Video) - Rachel Stevens
    ...and I bet you stuck to the speed limit wherever you were driving.....
    Recent Mac convert...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welsh Pete View Post
    ...and I bet you stuck to the speed limit wherever you were driving.....

    yesterday i did,nt --had an emergency run to a and e

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    *cough*...will that stand in front of a judge?
    Recent Mac convert...

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Quote Originally Posted by Welsh Pete View Post
    *cough*...will that stand in front of a judge?
    depends how hard the missus suks his cock lol

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Fair comment
    Recent Mac convert...

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    I want to shag the bird on the right in S Club Juniors, now that's breaking the law!
    Spoiler:

    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Yes, yes it is...
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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post
    Everything except the following is ok:

    chucked a sweet wrapper on the street
    let the dog have a shit in the woods and i did,nt clean it up

    For these two you are a grade 2 (unt.
    I wholeheartedly agree. I fu(king hate it when dog owners don't clean up after their dogs. The dogs should be taken to better owners, and the current owners shot.

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    I want to shag the bird on the right in S Club Juniors, now that's breaking the law!
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    Fucking sick. Just left neg karma for you anon lol

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    well she's probably over 18 now though.....

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Fear not lawbreakers....it looks like she's 19 now

    http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbth...71/an/0/page/0

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: BREAKING THE LAW AND S CLUB 7

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    i,m sure but don't most of us do all them things everyday
    delusional...Just because you do it doesn't mean that most people do, and from your post you actually seem proud to be a dole cheat, a litterer and one of those cunts that uses their mobile while driving and is a danger to every other vehicle on the road.

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