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    Weird Japan woman lived in man's closet

    Japan woman lived in man's closet




    A woman has been arrested in Japan for sneaking into a man's house and living in his closet without him knowing.
    Police found 58-year-old Tatsuko Horikawa living in a small storage space in the house in the southern city of Fukuoka.
    The house belonged to a 57-year-old man, who had become suspicious after food disappeared from his fridge.
    So he installed a surveillance system, which filmed the woman as she walked around in his absence.
    On Wednesday afternoon police searched the house and found the woman in her cubby hole.
    She had brought a mattress into the tiny space in the closet, police said. "She told police that she had nowhere to live," the French news agency AFP quoted a local police spokesman as saying. "She seems to have lived there for about a year, but not all the time."



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    Read this earlier, City name is a classic.

    How can someone get away with doing this for a year lmfao!
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    Default Re: Japan woman lived in man's closet

    Sounds a bit like "the craig" living in avid merrions cupboard lol

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    shame there's no pictures of the woman, i would be pretty pleased to find a japanese woman living in my closet.

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    how did she ahve a cr@p and hide the smell??
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    She waited till he went out, then ate his food and took a dump in the toilet.

    Left floaters as well inconsiderate fucker.

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    id still welcome a Japanese woman to eat my food and leave floaters, in fact id just assume they were mine and id eaten the food when i was pissed.

    what more do i have to say to get Japanese women lodging in my closet? Jesus Christ.

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    Go over there and get one mate, if you're looking for a nut job you'll be in luck as there are fucking loads of them.

    I'd rather have an ugly intelligent woman than a beautiful stupid one.... or a nice caring bloke to rodger me at night.

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    Ting tong's mom?
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    i was wondering that. i hope he had loo roll, cus i know how much shit roll id have left if i was on my own.

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    The Japanese are without doubt the greatest people that have ever lived. I've never visited but I'm going later this year and I can't fucking wait. Freaky fucking weirdness here I come..............get the schoolgirl knicker vending machines stocked up because I've got yen and I intend to spend it.

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    Default Re: Japan woman lived in man's closet

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    The Japanese are without doubt the greatest people that have ever lived. I've never visited but I'm going later this year and I can't fu(king wait. Freaky fu(king weirdness here I come..............get the schoolgirl knicker vending machines stocked up because I've got yen and I intend to spend it.

    You'll end up sharing a cell with Gary Glitter ya cunt.
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