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    Help I'm an MS Project God

    Well not quite, but I've just come off a two day Microsoft Project training course and I feel an urge to put everything into a project. Is this normal??
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    go and have a w@nk m8 you'll soon get it out of ur system
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    Project wank!

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    dont say Microsoft Project training course m8 it sounds lame...

    now try MPTC certified.....fook i love it....lol..


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    Jesus man. Was it in English? How fucking dreary sir. I could have taught you all I know for less than your company paid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Jesus man. Was it in English? How fu(king dreary sir. I could have taught you all I know for less than your company paid.
    It was delivered in teutonically perfect English, although the trainer's website is in German. But seriously Bert, you must get a semi-on from all that power. You're more than a project manager, you are an architect presiding over an army of ants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    It was delivered in teutonically perfect English, although the trainer's website is in German. But seriously Bert, you must get a semi-on from all that power. You're more than a project manager, you are an architect presiding over an army of ants.
    Buhahahahahahahaha. You are right. I used to love whacking project managers round the face with a plan and telling them no chance they were ever going to get anything in until their dependencies were sorted.


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    After I came out of my 2-day Project course, I recall thinking 'Fuck that shit, I'm sticking with Excel'

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: I'm an MS Project God

    whats an ms ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maltloaf View Post
    whats an ms ?
    mac substitute?

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    fuck me. if you think ms project is shite, you should try the PRINCE course (PRojects IN Controlled Environments)
    Four days of shite, with a really hard exam at the end.

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    PRINCE rocks. Get your project management methodologies out for the lads!!


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    Can I put my porn collection into a "project" ?

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    What a fucking waste of time. Anyone whose anyone know that Prince2 is the industry standard.
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    Prince is shite.
    End of.

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    fucking geeks .

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    Quote Originally Posted by grint View Post
    fu(king geeks .
    buwahahaha...

    can you post all your course material please

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    Prince is shite.
    End of.
    Agred, but "Kiss" is a good choon.

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