Haha just read these on sickipedia and felt compelled to repost -
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your cock up your girlfriend's arse.
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I saw a couple of Blue Tits when out birdwatching last week.
I reckon she had been dead for weeks.
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Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?
They're shit and you love em you slags
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