What is the weirdest place you ever had sex in?

[Munkybutt]

Mine is a Pet Cemetary.

We didnt know at the time. We was just looking for a nice, quiet place to have a shag outdoors and stopped in some woods. Had a good old fuck and on the way out of the woods saw a sign that said "Pet Cemetary" on the gate leading to the wood.

Can anybody better this ?

[Nibb]

In the armpit!

[Munkybutt]

Good god Man, there are biology books that can teach you where it goes . lol

[Roach-Rampino]

In the armpit!

Lol, yep done that and I've done backs of knees too.

Carwash backfired a bit for me: http://digital-forums.com/showthread...light=car+wash

[Ganty]

In a chip shop

[wakadoo]

In a chip shop

god theres a fat/batter/sausage joke in there somewhere.....

i am working on it..

[Roach-Rampino]

Good god Man, there are biology books that can teach you where it goes . lol

Bah rubbish.......there's been many a time in the name of sexual enjoyment that I've pumped altenative crevices and also wiped my bell -end all over birds bodies including legs, back, arse cheeks and even feet before...it's most enjoyable for both parties.

[Nibb]

Good god Man, there are biology books that can teach you where it goes . lol

Wait till CJ comes on and confesses to your user name

[Munkybutt]

Feet ? did you catch athletes dick or was her name Veruca ?

Apologies to all feet lovers out there. Now thats weird.

[petey85]

Interesting topic.

I'll steer well clear of replying to it, although I will say that a pet cemetery is certainly an interesting one. I've got the video though, it didn't look all that good.

[Nibb]

god theres a fat/batter/sausage joke in there somewhere.....

i am working on it..

Or a gobble near the turkey fritters!

[Ganty]

I've tried finding the clip for this but it eludes me

Family guy fans

Tom Tucker: In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.

Diane Simmons: That's right Tom, It appears that students have taken to having ear sex, in lieu of traditional intercourse.

Tom Tucker: Over two hundred reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan, "Once you go Black, you go deaf".

[urbsy]

In a hearse

[rakeshraushan]

Good god Man, there are biology books that can teach you where it goes . lol

[petey85]

Good god Man, there are biology books that can teach you where it goes . lol

Getting a bit of a feeling of deja vu here...

[Gavin M]

sunderland

[Fishboy1]

Back of a police car for me.
And no:
I'm not a policeman.
SHE was though.
And yes, she was in uniform.

[Munkybutt]

Back of a police car for me.
And no:
I'm not a policeman.
SHE was though.
And yes, she was in uniform.

Ahh but was you in handcuffs or was she just after your truncheon ?

[prezzy]

graveyard

[Mickey]

Graveyeard, golfcourse, taxi rank (while other were watching), nightclub on the dance floor(well a BJ does that count), in a bus shelter, in a phone kiosk. If you want the full stories ill do em when im not busy LOL