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    Default Where is a worms bum?

    Trying to find this out for someone. Quick search of google came up with nothing.

    Anyone know?

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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
    The mouth opens into the pharynx located in segments The esophagus leads to the crop foundin segments. The gizzard connects to the intestine The intestine continues through the remaining segments and ends at the anus located in the last segment. In the process of digestion, food enters through the muscular mouth and pharynx to be temporarily stored in the crop. The food is ground up with grains of sand in the gizzard. In the intestine, enzymes are secreted that chemically digest the ingested food. The undigested food and other materials, likesoil, leave through the anus.
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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Awesome!

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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Chuck it in some talcum powder and see which end farts!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Going on from this, is it true that if you cut a worm in half both parts live on as seperate entities ? If so, which part would contain the worms head ?

    Got me thinking there Keva, so thanks.

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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Munkybutt View Post
    Going on from this, is it true that if you cut a worm in half both parts live on as seperate entities ? If so, which part would contain the worms head ?

    Got me thinking there Keva, so thanks.
    Nah that's school yard bullshit. I pretty sure I saw that on Q.I.

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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Yeah it depends, but normally only one half will survive.
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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    Chuck it in some talcum powder and see which end farts!
    what about if it sneezes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eggon View Post
    what about if it sneezes!!!
    I was waiting for some clever cunt to come up with the burp/ sneeze line!
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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    Yeah it depends, but normally only one half will survive.
    normally only one half...

    Are we saying that the head could die and it will live on as a worm arse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spennyboy View Post
    Are we saying that the head could die and it will live on as a worm arse?
    NO


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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    NO
    Im going to need proof im afriad doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spennyboy View Post
    Im going to need proof im afriad doctor.
    Contrary to popular belief, worms cannot reproduce by being cut into small pieces. However, they do have amazing healing powers. If you cut a worm in half, both sides will continue wiggling. The portion with the head may grow a new tail if the cut is after the segments that contain vital organs. The tail portion will continue to wiggle until the nerve cells die. The tail end will not grow a new head.


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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    What's the point of living if you can't play with your own bum

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    Contrary to popular belief, worms cannot reproduce by being cut into small pieces. However, they do have amazing healing powers. If you cut a worm in half, both sides will continue wiggling. The portion with the head may grow a new tail if the cut is after the segments that contain vital organs. The tail portion will continue to wiggle until the nerve cells die. The tail end will not grow a new head.
    1-0 Prezzy

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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    I suggest you find some other animal to bother as telling the lads you have banged a worms ass won't impress them at all you know.


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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    hey, if you put the two cut segments together, there is a chance the worm would actually have his head up his own bum and quite possibly could give his own arse a rimjob.

    Am I thinking too deeply about this ? lol.

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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Munkybutt View Post
    hey, if you put the two cut segments together, there is a chance the worm would actually have his head up his own bum and quite possibly could give his own arse a rimjob.

    Am I thinking too deeply about this ? lol.
    It's that kind of thinking that made England once great.

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    Default Re: Where is a worms bum?

    keva - u going for the rear entrance delivery then this week

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