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    lmao Boyyakka's Dumb Ass Wife

    ok chaps alot of u will know that my kitchen is been dun at the mo and i reported last week that b4 workmen came in and knocked the old kitchen out the missus cleaned it top 2 bottom.

    i thought that was crazy and many of u agreed,BUT o yes the dumb fuka as gone 1 better now and she defo got me worried.

    i saw the wifey 2 nite cleaning the plates and cups etc in the sink then putting them in the dish washer to be washed again,i mean WTF is wrong whith the crazy ass bitch.

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    lol...I've always thought that my wife was nuts, and did lots of crazy things.

    But try as I might, I can't actually imagine her doing something like that

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    I think that if you ask her she'll tell you that she was rinsing them and not washing them? My dad does the same

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    Should rinse your plates before you put them in the dishwasher ffs, not supposed to put totally shitted up plates in there


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    Fuck that I fill it up and dont turn it on until the cunt is nearly walking!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    If a dishwasher can't clean a plate, with whatever monstrosities that you've put on it, then it has failed in its task, and should be ashamed.

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveseytowers View Post
    I think that if you ask her she'll tell you that she was rinsing them and not washing them? My dad does the same
    rinse i can cope with but the madfuka was washing them in a sink of hot soapy water--she defo a crackpot and needs help=====its fukin hell in my house

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOYYAKKA View Post
    rinse i can cope with but the madfuka was washing them in a sink of hot soapy water--she defo a crackpot and needs help=====its fukin hell in my house
    If my missus did that there would be hell, Im on a water meter FFS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOYYAKKA View Post
    rinse i can cope with but the madfuka was washing them in a sink of hot soapy water--she defo a crackpot and needs help=====its fukin hell in my house
    Stop moaning ya (unt , as long as shes busy in the kitchen you can visit your porn sites without any fear of interruption.
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    Its just the same as getting a bit of a blowy before you start shagging, its like foreplay for dishes.

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    after u lick em m8 they need focking sterilized
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    Stop moaning ya (unt , as long as shes busy in the kitchen you can visit your porn sites without any fear of interruption.
    class m8-neva thought of it that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    Should rinse your plates before you put them in the dishwasher ffs, not supposed to put totally shitted up plates in there
    Prezzy, that's not altogether accurate mate. The idea of a dishwasher (apart from not having to do the dishes by hand) is that it saves water because you're NOT rinsing everything before and after (for those anal's who don't like the soap drying on the dishes). By rinsing before you load, you're defeating the object. You should scrape and load, that's it.

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    whack some dishwasher salt in the with cunts

    come out fooking sparkling
    I have stolen money from a DF member and a member of Disqworld. All my personal details including families details are on file and will be made public to everyone if I do not refund the money I stole or send the goods I promised. My name will be ravaged across the net and the consequences will be severe if I do not sort this fucking mess out.

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    whack some dishwasher salt in the with cunts

    come out fooking sparkling
    I have stolen money from a DF member and a member of Disqworld. All my personal details including families details are on file and will be made public to everyone if I do not refund the money I stole or send the goods I promised. My name will be ravaged across the net and the consequences will be severe if I do not sort this fucking mess out.

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    what a great thread, thanks so much for sharing
    I'm new to this :huh:

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    Quote Originally Posted by neo2810 View Post
    (for those anal's who don't like the soap drying on the dishes).
    Unlike neanderthals who happily eat soap. If I ever meet you, I will remember to put a couple of table spoons of fairy in your meal as it seems you have no objections to eating the stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatnow View Post
    what a great thread, thanks so much for sharing

    fuk me u defo like me don't ya sweety

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