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    Info Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    I personally cant stand girls we work with 5-6 days a week who know they are completely shaggable and flaunt it and they are Single....

    I work with a girl who has a body like baywatch and a face like baywatch to match not the usual baywatch-crimewatch scenario

    The tits are amazing the Ass makes you dribble and the bending over the desk all day makes you want to run off to the toilet and Jiz everywhere when really she you should be meeting strict deadlines!



    I have come to assume that these girls are quite boring and just like the attention but once they have it they are not interested in going further

    so teases out i shall now look to use my Jedi mind trick and convince her that i can get rid of the cobwebs and wd40 her exit and entrances and get those lungs working for once and for all,

    lets just pray the force is strong with me

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    one word..... Rohypnol

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    Unless you have smeared your semen into her sanity towels in secret then this isn't confessing much ffs.

    I fancy Helen Mirren so fucking what.

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    This confession is pap



    Now if it had pictures then it would be better

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    This thread is not much use without photo's of the said bird.

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    just bone her ganty

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post
    sanity towels
    Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    There is nothing sane about sitting in your own bloody filth all day I tell thee!!!


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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    I have stolen money from a DF member and a member of Disqworld. All my personal details including families details are on file and will be made public to everyone if I do not refund the money I stole or send the goods I promised. My name will be ravaged across the net and the consequences will be severe if I do not sort this fucking mess out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    lol - was that @ me?

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    iit was aimed at this thread overall

    this thread brings failure to a whole new level

    theres no fucking confessions in here
    I have stolen money from a DF member and a member of Disqworld. All my personal details including families details are on file and will be made public to everyone if I do not refund the money I stole or send the goods I promised. My name will be ravaged across the net and the consequences will be severe if I do not sort this fucking mess out.

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    Plainly the OP needs fucking outing and then lynching.

    Cough up fukka who are you?

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    Mods can see who it is. Out em!

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    Quote Originally Posted by liveseytowers View Post
    Mods can see who it is. Out em!
    "Administrators can "recover" who originally wrote an anonymous posting.
    The author automatically gets a message telling him who recovered which posting."

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    This is the confession section and anonymity will stand. Would hardly be fair to out some poor cunt now would it?


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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    I only meant it tongue in cheek fella. Not like he ammited to rape or anything lol

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    Default Re: Single Teasing bitch3s with sixteen switches

    Maybe his mrs is a member on here

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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