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    Hi
    People who spell the word Lose like this - Loose
    People who have spent their entire life on benefits talking about their "entitlements"
    unjustifiable ridiculous train fares

    cheers
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    carpet gripper on the stairs thats not done right and pokes through the carpet and sticks you in the toe. night after friggin night till you can take no more and you go get the hammer but cant find the culprit so hit all the steps and then the neighbours come round moaning that your hammering at 2 in the morning and their little precious is asleep not that they care im asleep at 6.30 am on a sunday when the little turd is playing football at the side of the house banging the football against the wall for 2 hours solid

    although since the ball came over and "burst" thats not been an issue

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    TV Adverts that promote jobless people to sue or borrow money.
    Wankers in the middle lane of a 3 lane motorway who just is there.
    People who hand out newspapers in London.
    People who stop in the street for no reason.
    Text speak.
    People who are always late.
    The average reader of the Sun.
    Man United.
    Everton.
    People that will not help themselves.
    Loose Women (as in the programme, not the slags)
    Z list celebrity wannabies.
    People driving massive cars 500 yards to drop the kids off in rush hour.
    People who play music through the speaker in their phone.
    People that do not have a clue what they are talking about.
    Queues.
    The Nevilles.
    Meetings for the sake of meetings.
    People that take things of mine without asking.
    Losing.
    People who are fat and blame some medical condition.
    Owners that do not pick up dog crap.
    Cunts that key cars.
    Kwik Fit.
    H&M.
    Primark.
    Speed cameras.

    ...to name a few.
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    Seek Assistance error on the underground and the aresholes who block everyone once they get it.

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    Answering a question with a question when its not needed.

    Me: How long will it take you to get ready love?

    Her: How long have i got?

    Me: ... does it make a difference? can you get ready quicker if you have less time... if so, get the fuck ready as quick as possible anyway cos i wanna leave NOW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spennyboy View Post
    Answering a question with a question when its not needed.

    Me: How long will it take you to get ready love?

    Her: How long have i got?

    Me: ... does it make a difference? can you get ready quicker if you have less time... if so, get the fcuk ready as quick as possible anyway cos i wanna leave NOW!
    Lol - spot on.
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    Drivers (and it seems to be most of them) who slow down to a crawl just because its raining. Accepted, rain increases stopping distances etc but theres no need for half the jams that occur just because its raining.
    I was touched by Jesus, so i had him arrested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God is a DJ View Post
    Drivers (and it seems to be most of them) who slow down to a crawl just because its raining. Accepted, rain increases stopping distances etc but theres no need for half the jams that occur just because its raining.
    Add to that drivers who slow to 30 when passing a speed camera on a 60 road because they are so unaware of their surroundings that they don't know the limit and don't want to take a chance. Driving without due care and attention in my book - tosssers.
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    strangers who try and stop me in the street and spark up a conversation...

    who the fuck are you...fucking peado freaks...

    fuck of before I fish-hook you

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    cyclists who jump red lights and then give me evils when I try and run them over during my right of way....

    get fucked you lycra wearing poof..obey the fucking rules of the road or get run the fuck over

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    Quote Originally Posted by kry0genik View Post
    Forums (NOT this one) with too many chiefs all rimming each other, feverishly pressing the F5 key and watching who's doing what and where. AND reading the PM's. How bad is that..
    Almost 2 years I was registered, over 1k posts, gazillion rep points.
    I posted a thread about a torrent site, nothing to do with warez or anything and it was deleted by the resident naive old bag moderator without so much as a why or a PM to say it had gone. Asked a mod. No reply. Asked again, got sterile reply next day that's the thread won't be back - no explanation. Lost me rag & mouthed off in a PM (which I knew they all read) and ended up getting my account deleted, though admittedly I did say along the lines of oh fucking do it then. And I meant it - still do. I didn't want to be part of it anymore.
    But fucks sake. Why the need to be such a bleeding cyber-nazi forcing members out? I do understand and believe in rules and T & C's and that, I've Vbulletin forums myself - they're there to protect everyone, but I gave up that silly banning/gagging/warning people shit over arguing with each other & daring to bypass the swear filter with "sh1t" years ago. But this was so cliquey. Some could swear, some couldn't. Some could post about certain topics and some couldn't etc. (I got a warning and infraction point not for swearing but for asterisking tossers as t*****s in a thread about sperm donors getting gig tickets for their whack..) Some got replies and back-slaps, some got warnings and infractions (FFS). You never knew where you stood, and if you dare to question it, they close ranks & you're out on your arse. You're not even allowed to argue with each other unless you do it nicely. This applies to the users though - the mods can say whatever they want, obviously. Mod perks In short, all they want is a forum full of sycophants and yes men. Where's the point in that.
    When a mod slipped up a while back and repeated what I'd said in a PM I sent to another member, I should have got out then really. That's diabolical, surely.
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    Hope I didn't offend anyone...
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    Shops that don't display their prices (most of the ones on Tottenham Ct Road).
    I rememeber going along that road a while back...how many chances have you got to buy a TV on that fucker?

    Things that piss me off

    cunts on buses who play music from theyre phones

    cunts on buses who cant talk on phones, but shout

    when I go to press the lift button in my block but some prick on another floor calls it at the same time

    Evertonians

    The self scan service at ASDA - why cant it weigh a bag of bananas without going into a coma for 20minutes?

    Southern pricks or 'rudeboys' as i believe the term is known - the wankers who insist on their arses hanging out of their pants...what the fuck is that about?


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    perhaps this is sexist but women at check outs who seem surprised they have to pay then continue to pack away everything, then start searching for their purse.

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    People who say "brought" instead of "bought"

    e.g. "ohh I brought a new iPod yesterday"
    "Where the fuck did you bring it from then!?"

    People who say pacific instead of specific, What fucking ocean are you from!?
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    Cyclists who wear dark clothing, wear no reflective items and have no lights on their bikes.


    Unassertive drivers.

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    People with bad breath.

    People with rotting teeth, need not to smoke 20 a day and gargle with coffee. They certainly do not need to get near enough to me and exhale. The distance usually being a whole office away...

    Buy some mints you rancid fuck.


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    Companies that won't accept applications in the old fashioned paper way. No, now you got to fill in a fucking difficult cunting form with all sorts of different boxes that take 10million hours to complete, then on to the next fucking company. Wankers, the lot of them are fucking wankers.

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    Liverpool.

    Shit football team, shit fans, shit people, shit place.

    Shit.
    If you can smell it, it's in your mouth.
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    Commentators who describe someones name in plural, like when mentioning footballers, 'The Gerrards and Ronaldos' this really annoys me.
    Also someone chatting away to the cashier about something of no relevance whatsoever in a bank when the queue is a mile long

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    That fookin sheilas wheels advert on tele with that stupid song
    some cunt who parks right next to you on a car park even though the the car park is half empty.
    some cunt who parks that close to your car you cant get the fook in the drivers side,, to all you thin/lean/wirey fooks out there, some of us are fat cunts.
    getting in the shortest queue in a supermarket and the cunt in front wants to pay for his/her can of pop and sandwich with a fookin credit card, then when asked if they want cash back, they say "NO" , WTF is all that abt?
    Joe pasquale
    West Bromwich Albion
    cunts that drop a silent one in a lift, (oops, sorry, thats me )
    going through a drive thru and finding when you get home the cunts have robbed you of the fries.
    people that want to walk abt with their trousers falling off their waist,
    my mother in law
    Last but not least, that fookin song from beverley hills 3 ,,, wonderworld
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