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    no facebook poking is installed as default.
    But i mean like on mirc and stuff.

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    My pet hate has to be Turning the page when having a wank to a copy of Readers Wife.

    That last page turn is always a uphill struggle from there on in.

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    Spraining my ankle 3 times i nthe past fucking 5 months

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    Learn to walk properly Essex boy. You sound like bloody Wallcott, injuring his shoulder while walking (wanking?). lolz


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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Learn to walk properly Essex boy. You sound like bloody Wallcott, injuring his shoulder while walking (wanking?). lolz


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    No where near as injury prone as walcott! I think from now on i will permanently wear an ankle support as being carried to the first aid tent at the reading festival in a wheelbarrow was an almighty low for me

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    Car lights:

    1. Fog lights (front and/or rear) on when it's not foggy
    2. One or more brake light not working
    3. One headlight brighter than the other

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    Car lights:

    1. Fog lights (front and/or rear) on when it's not foggy
    2. One or more brake light not working
    3. One headlight brighter than the other
    3b. Headlights massively out of alignment causing glare.
    Last edited by Roach-Rampino; 19th October 2009 at 08:36 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by super mike View Post
    3b. Headlights massively out of alignment causing glare.
    3c. Those retrofit HID headlights on an old shit car, that have either not been fitted right or are too bright for this country to legally have anyway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by super mike View Post
    3b. Headlights massively out of alignment causing glare.

    That's exactly what happened on the way in to work this morning that prompted my post!

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    3d. Range Rovers - due to their use of hid's, light placement, high stance and adjustable suspension. This results in the headlights often being perfectly lined up with the rear view mirror of the driver in front - not fun.

    Come to think of it, why are hids allowed - if you had a halogen with simlar output it would be banned for causing glare.

    (Sorry Roach - I believe you have one )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Over carl View Post
    3d. Range Rovers - due to their use of hid's, light placement, high stance and adjustable suspension. This results in the headlights often being perfectly lined up with the rear view mirror of the driver in front - not fun.

    Come to think of it, why are hids allowed - if you had a halogen with simlar output it would be banned for causing glare.

    (Sorry Roach - I believe you have one )
    Aren't the lights self levelling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Aren't the lights self levelling?
    They are (or should be) but due to the height of the vehicle they always seem to hit either my rear view or side mirrors directly, probably due to the tossers driving to close and sitting on my bumper at traffic lights/junctions. Probably not a problem for many drivers as they have no fucking idea what mirrors are for.

    3e. People who sit on their brakes at traffic lights in the dark, especially if they have high level lights and LEDs. Thanks, wankshaft, now I'm blinded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by super mike View Post
    They are (or should be) but due to the height of the vehicle they always seem to hit either my rear view or side mirrors directly, probably due to the tossers driving to close and sitting on my bumper at traffic lights/junctions. Probably not a problem for many drivers as they have no fucking idea what mirrors are for.

    3e. People who sit on their brakes at traffic lights in the dark, especially if they have high level lights and LEDs. Thanks, wankshaft, now I'm blinded.
    I was following a Mercedes the other day and as soon as the cunt put his brakes on I was blinded by his LED lights. Then we hit traffic and I was stuck behind the cunt for about a mile.

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    I cant stand it when people put just their sidelights and fog lights on, wtf is that all about if its so foggy you need fog lights on wtf are you doing with just sidelights and if its not foggy turn them off you look a right twat

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    Beach balls.

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    The wind.
    The rain.

    These two things really grip my shit when I am trying to wax the car, as I have lots of trees and other foliage around it means that my car gets covered in all sorts of crap within seconds of cleaning it.

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    I forgot to mention my kitten shitting all over the place and my Parrot taking the piss when I watch The X factor

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    Road tax.

    I would have no gripes with paying this if the roads were maintained and not the same as an off road track with a bit of cement on it. The majority really are absolutely abysmal.

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    Everytime I go to the supermarket, it seems the person in front of me at the till wants cashback. It takes ages for the staff member to fiddle around with a clipboard form thing, and winds me up.

    Does it annoy folk when people don't cut their hedges? I can walk along the street and barely have space due to all the overhanging crap from people's gardens.

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    ebayer sellers classifying stuff as new, then in the auction description saying that the item is used with some wear and tear.

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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