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    Christmas
    Internet shoping
    Snow
    Humbug
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    That Fuckin Dettol ad
    Why the fuck do they have to get someone with a lisp to advertise thurfath wipth?

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    No I don't want any f*cking stamps or phone credit.

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    Bad grammer, for example, starting a sentence with 'But', 'and', 'Because', plus many others.

    American spelling with the letter 'z'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g_wizkid View Post
    Bad grammer,
    Poor spelling of the word grammar is one of mine. ;-).


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    As above plus misuse of comma and colons, unnecessary capitalisation. . . . . .
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .

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    Today I am mostly hating:

    Users,
    Whiney American women,
    M&S,
    Audi drivers,
    Rain.


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    Fax Machines
    Throw ins in a football game
    Non waterproof work shoes.
    New Starters in my job role.
    Staple removers

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    sunderland

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    People who continually swap lanes in traffic congestion..... Wankers..

    Also

    People who que up for something that they could get one day later without having to que!!
    I fucking hate them more if they're doing it in the rain..
    If they're in fancy dress I want to bludgeon them to death and torch the remains!

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    Reporters quoting other people's twitter tweets in their stories.. or a tweet being the sole subject of a news story. These are essentially brain farts, stop treating them like insightful opinions.

    I fucking hate Twitter and would fly two planes into Twitter HQ if I could
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    People spelling Queue as que. . . .
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    Cats!! especially the ones that use my front garden to take a sh*t in

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    People who post on very old and dead threads.

    People who use the word "literally" when: a) they are clearly not talking about something in the literal sense; b) their comment is in the literal sense, but the situation is not so fantastical that it requires the inclusion of the word "literally" so that I don't think they are talking metaphorically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yarmash View Post
    People who post on very old and dead threads.

    People who use the word "literally" when: a) they are clearly not talking about something in the literal sense; b) their comment is in the literal sense, but the situation is not so fantastical that it requires the inclusion of the word "literally" so that I don't think they are talking metaphorically.
    so why drag up a very old thread ?
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    Yeah, litterally just did what you said you hate...


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    I thought it was quite humerous tbh

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    Was meant to be a joke...

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    I thought it was the yanks that didn't get irony.
    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - 'Dirty' Harry
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