I STINK GET OVER IT !
That Fuckin Dettol ad
Why the fuck do they have to get someone with a lisp to advertise thurfath wipth?
No I don't want any f*cking stamps or phone credit.
Bad grammer, for example, starting a sentence with 'But', 'and', 'Because', plus many others.
American spelling with the letter 'z'.
Throw ins in a football game
Non waterproof work shoes.
New Starters in my job role.
People who continually swap lanes in traffic congestion..... Wankers..
People who que up for something that they could get one day later without having to que!!
I fucking hate them more if they're doing it in the rain..
If they're in fancy dress I want to bludgeon them to death and torch the remains!
Reporters quoting other people's twitter tweets in their stories.. or a tweet being the sole subject of a news story. These are essentially brain farts, stop treating them like insightful opinions.
I fucking hate Twitter and would fly two planes into Twitter HQ if I could
"You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
Cats!! especially the ones that use my front garden to take a sh*t in
People who post on very old and dead threads.
People who use the word "literally" when: a) they are clearly not talking about something in the literal sense; b) their comment is in the literal sense, but the situation is not so fantastical that it requires the inclusion of the word "literally" so that I don't think they are talking metaphorically.
I thought it was quite humerous tbh
Was meant to be a joke...
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