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    Preggers

    ok quick question.

    got an indecent proposal from a girl at work who has told me that she is 10 weeks gone. Is it bad to bang or doesn't matter?
    she does say that it isn't about a relationship and that she wants to have fun before she cant, but still it seems a little .... wierd.

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    Go for it at least you cant make her pregnant !
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Do it..you wont knock her up and you can wet the baby`s head at the same time..also you`ll be getting in there before that clam is ruined for life..lol

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    Good point, no need to strap one on!

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    Don't do it Remember it may feel tighter as when your shagging her it could be popping in the baby's mouth..

    Diablos gynaecology expert.

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    ffs mate every holes a goal!!!
    btw you do know this is d/f dont you ???

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    If you really need help with this question you need to be questioning your sexuality m8
    Drugs are only a problem to people who can't afford them.


    urbsy's cat says destroy all censorship on cat porn!

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    Default Re: Preggers

    Apparently having sex when pregnant is good for the baby. That may be a load of bullocks but what the hell, use it as a reason why you should bagn her!

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    Default Re: Preggers

    This thread is shite without photos.

    Post some photo's of the said bird and we can answer truthfully instead of all thinking with our dicks.

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    Come to think of it, with or without Photo's I would say "No".

    She is up the duff for a reason, she is wanting to shag someone out of the blue, sounds as though she is single. This bird will have had more cockends than weekends and more diseases than a 1960's whore.

    Don't do it, let some other random.

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    just be mindful that if she's 10 weeks gone, she may be lying and only be six weeks gone or even less..
    Even less may mean that YOU might end up getting the blame for it !

    steer clear mate,

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    It may be her way of saying she wants one up the arse mate.... try and put it in her fanny and she'd probably say 'fuck off, that's for the kids'
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    pump her , then dump her

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    Bang her till the babies head pushes you out!
    Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough! - http://toastlad.mybrute.com

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    good point about a possible paternity case black belt...

    Plus, if you got carried away and the sex got heavy and she suffered a miscarriage, you could be the first guy to get sent to prison for prebirth manslaughter!

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    Default Re: Preggers

    no fu(king chance, too many weekends will pass on the holy stella and you wont beable to remember shite when the csa come knocking, she however will have it all logged on bebo or myspaz or some shite like that...

    on a positive note, dry bum it and shes fooked both ways... hehe

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    Default Re: Preggers

    I think its meant to be okay after 12 weeks...

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    Default Re: Preggers

    nail it. i have fed many a baby in the womb!!!

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    Default Re: Preggers

    Quote Originally Posted by beacytan View Post
    nail it. i have fed many a baby in the womb!!!
    Reading that, then looking at your Avatar made me feel a bit sick.

    My thoughts - bang her.

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