I fucking love that country. Been there loads in the past but never on business so hence this time I was a little straighter than usual. The good points that made me like it -
- Drank absolutely pint after pint of Heineken on Wednesday night and no sign of a hangover Thursday.
- Most of the women were beautiful, i.e. nobody is overweight.
- Everything was cheap.
- Food was phenomenal and no waitresses had attitudes.
- All the shops had English language everywhere.
- Everyone spoke English.
Landed back at Manchester and the first thing I saw as we were getting off the plane was four overweight bitches and that started a discussion about the shit points of the UK. Look at the points above and reverse them all.
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