Whoops

[Keva]

I wave my right to anomity.. ive got nothing to hide.

Basically, it was a mate of mines birthday last night and we all went out on the town. Evening started alright, went bowling and stuff but thats where things started going wrong. Went into one bar and had a quick one then onto a club next door. Grabbed another pint and then put all our stuff down and started dancing. After about 20 mins I grabbed another pint and went back to the group. Then as we were dancing, I tripped over a step and stumbled a bit. Bouncer comes over and takes me outside.
"You gotta leave mate, you stumbling about all over the place"
No, I only tripped over that one step you twat. Didnt contest it though and just waited outside for the rest of the group.

Feel like such a cnut this morning for making them leave. I tried txting my her and explaining the situatiion but nowt.

Apart from that, it was a good night.
As I was walking home though I stopped in a alleyway and relived myself against a wall

[God is a DJ]

That is quite possibly the most boring reason for being ejected from a club EVER.

[Mule]

FFS, do something worse and more interesting then come back and confess again.

[Keva]

Bah sorry for not being entertaining but I thought the reason for this section was to get things off your chest. I felt bad about it so I posted it here.

[B B Leo]

where u say releaved ur self, did u have a w@nk ???

[Keva]

yea, I got a couple of bricks and w@nked myself stupid.

[Northernbloke]

Grabbed another pint and then put all our stuff down and started dancing.

Serves you right for taking your man bag - southerners tut tut

[Keva]