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    Default The first time you felt a minge..

    At work, I bumped into a girl I knew years ago and her best mate was the first bird who let me go downstairs indoors as it were..
    took me right back i tell ya...
    The anticipation, the pins and needles in my hand from her knicker elastic, that nice warm silky feel and the sweet sweet residue of fresh mot juice on my middle finger, finishing off with a tight cuddle, which allowed you to sneakily sniff your fingers to see what it actually smelt like... Fantastic.

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    I remember my first time, the bird was soaking wet. Also got a hand job off her at the same time.

    Something I'll never forget. Im still mates with the bird, but I dont really see her much.

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    It was when I was about 14, it was my older sisters mate who was 17 (Dirty slut lol).. I remember she stayed over one night and hinted that she wouldn't mind if I came in to see her later. I had a cock wash and everything, sneaked into the room and my little boner was well up for it, hardly got on her before I was in and fcuking away like a rabbit as that's what I thought 'experienced' girls wanted... snapped me banjo and it killed, blood all over the place.

    Hurt for a week or so.
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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    my first time was when i was very young, must have been about 7 and the girl a year younger, we had both been hearing about the birds n bees at school that day and were 'inspired' you could say. dunno if it was her age or the fact she was a scrubby cow but my god it absolutely stunk. It was only in her parents living room too, god knows what would have happened if her mother had walked in.

    Still see the girl now and then, still a scrubby cow with about 19 kids.

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    Mine was at some school doo, we were about 14 and sneakily got pissed on some cans of beer, it was at a church hall or something, I ended up poking a bird in a graveyard, bit macabre!

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    I remember it well. She had a lovely V back 80s dress on and a nice pair of white shiny knickers. I was all over it like a fucking rash and couldn't get my fingers out once I got started. She was a right little minx in the year above me at school. She got it fucking royally for about a year or so. As the relationship went on her old man started working Saturdays as did her mum and I used to nip round there about 11am and just fuck her all day. She used to answer the door in a dressing gown and once that was off she would be dressed in sussies, nice bra and knicks and was wet as an otters pocket. Ahhh memories...


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    I remember trying to touch up some bird in the school disco and getting a right slap across the mush....thats the first time I felt a minge...a right minge!
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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    Ah yes, the fumblings of a 15 year old. Remember them well! I was 15, she was 17.

    My first touch up was with this girl in our street who was babysitting her younger sister.
    Hand down the jeans on the couch, soaking wet she was. Peeling off her skin tight jeans to reveal her scarlett knickers that tied at the sides. They weren't tied for long!
    "Here, let me put this on you" she said. God only knows how I didn't explode in her face while she was putting the johnny on me.

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    Actually no it was earlier than this. I vaguely remember playing 'doctors and nurses' with the girl next door at the age of 5/6. Both of of us saying oooh, whats that? All very innocent and doesn't really count in the context of the original question.
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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    i fingered this 18 yo the other week , i didnt fcuk it as she was to drunk.
    but yes i had a good sniff of the digets after.

    i do hate it wen a flange is to wet though.
    but once again theres nothing like sniffing the fingers after

    i do love your post blackbelt


    oh yeah and this shows how niaeve 18y/os are the next day she though jus cos i fingered here we were in a relationship.

    finch i will send u 2 pics of her if thats ok so u can post for me
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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    I can't remember my first tbh. I would imagine she had a hairy bush though so I'm glad I can't to be fair. It's always a musty kind of smell from the experiences I do remember, not fish like I was expecting.

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    mine was a girl i met at a party when i was about 15. was lickin her out and my mate walked in... turned out it was his new bird lol

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    i think i was 10 or maybe 8. was bored with some bird i knew of same age, we both got undressed in my bedroom in bed while my best mate sat on the side watching tv. all i remember is getting hard and wondering what to do with it next lol apart from that brief naive encounter i was 15. but didnt pop my cork properly till i was 18. lol
    Meh....

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    as well as a good sniff, lick licked every last drop of moist pussy juice from my hands
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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    Quote Originally Posted by Spike2k1 View Post
    i think i was 10 or maybe 8. was bored with some bird i knew of same age, we both got undressed in my bedroom in bed while my best mate sat on the side watching tv. all i remember is getting hard and wondering what to do with it next lol apart from that brief naive encounter i was 15. but didnt pop my cork properly till i was 18. lol
    lol I were about 8 and was with this bird from across the street in her garage both got nekid and for some reason thought it be a good idea to put this plastic necklace thing up her fanny - she liked it but we got busted by her mother nekid in her garage me pulling beads out of her

    feck me brings back memories that does got caught by my mother sticking summat else up another bird when I were about 14


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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    Species?

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    Default Re: The first time you felt a minge..

    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    she liked it but we got busted by her mother nekid in her garage me pulling beads out of her
    Hmmm, very suspicious. They weren't her mother's love beads were they? That's why she was angry, nothing to do with you deflowering (ish) her daughter.
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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