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    Default The little old lady

    A bus pulls up outside the church just as the congregation is coming out on Sunday morning. A little old lady walks to the bus looking very sweet in her lovely white dress with pink trimmings, a lovely little white and pink bonnet with a small veil and her lovely white gloves. She is carrying a little white bible.
    She gets on the bus and walks down to the back seat. She has not bought a ticket.
    The driver calls out, "someone has forgotten to get a ticket"
    The little old lady is looking around and smiling sweetly at everyone.
    The driver calls out again that someone on the bus has not bought a ticket and still the little old lady continues to smile sweetly at the other passengers.
    By this time the driver is beginning to get a bit uptight and calls out, "someone on this bus has not got a ticket and I am not going to move this bus until that person comes up here and buys a ticket"
    Hearing this a young lady turns to the old lady and says "I think he means you love"
    The old lady looks at her and says "Ah! f*ck him"

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    Default Re: The little old lady

    someones gotta be first to say thats crap.........................."thats crap"

    there ya go it was me
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    Default Re: The little old lady

    Quote Originally Posted by Danger Mouse View Post
    someones gotta be first to say thats crap.........................."thats crap"

    there ya go it was me

    It was so bad it didn't even warrant a comment.

    I can imagine it more as a sketch than a joke - an unfunny sketch though but.
    Cheers - Coin-Op


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    Default Re: The little old lady

    I liked it

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