A bus pulls up outside the church just as the congregation is coming out on Sunday morning. A little old lady walks to the bus looking very sweet in her lovely white dress with pink trimmings, a lovely little white and pink bonnet with a small veil and her lovely white gloves. She is carrying a little white bible.
She gets on the bus and walks down to the back seat. She has not bought a ticket.
The driver calls out, "someone has forgotten to get a ticket"
The little old lady is looking around and smiling sweetly at everyone.
The driver calls out again that someone on the bus has not bought a ticket and still the little old lady continues to smile sweetly at the other passengers.
By this time the driver is beginning to get a bit uptight and calls out, "someone on this bus has not got a ticket and I am not going to move this bus until that person comes up here and buys a ticket"
Hearing this a young lady turns to the old lady and says "I think he means you love"
The old lady looks at her and says "Ah! f*ck him"
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