birds cleaning up mess

[rookie]

hi guys i been shagging a variety of birds lately and what has struck me the most is
some birds after you shoot you man juice etc jus fall asleep dont bother to mop up the goo
so it obviouslt seeps out and makes stains in my bed while ther asleep.

while others say jus nipping off to the loo and obviousley give the jack and danny a good wipe.

personally if i was a bird i wood get that muck out of me straight away.

i find a lot of birds jus dont bother wiping so when you go for morning shifts not only does the cunt stink
its like a pulling apart a toasted cheese sandwich

im gonna do a poll

[evilsatan]

Well going by my ex yes she did clean up. For some reason reading your post has made me feel ill Now I have read some sick shit on here but that's a first lol. Must be because I'm hungry and the toasted sandwich comment reminded my stomach.

[sanj]

Use a condom mate!No mess and no chance of getting a STD!

[Freddy]

its like a pulling apart a toasted cheese sandwich

Buhahahahahaha

[Freddy]

Use a condom mate!No mess and no chance of getting a STD!

Yeh that's a good point. WTF are you doing fucking different birds without a condom?

[rookie]

yeah but then its you who has to get up out of bed to get rid of it, you can harly fling it to her and say
get rid of it.

reason is this poll its a bit of a sore subject, you can hardly ask a bird if she wipes or not can you.

[rookie]

a lot of these birds i have known for ages they aint slags
jus some dont clean up

[Fresh]

One of my ex's used to make a point of sitting there and letting it drain. Bitch.

[blaggard]

Eat it straight away before it gets to ferment!

[DejaVu]

Eat it straight away before it gets to ferment!

More projectile coffee on my screen! Thanks very much!

[flumperino]

Good lord, this thread is nasty

[blaggard]

I was trying to find a way of getting Marmite into the toasted cheese analogy but my stomach said LEAVE IT!

[Mickey]

It never comes out of her back passage

[rookie]

then i wood be using a condom wen ur done get her to clench what left of here arse she has left then pull out
hopefully this method should remove the condom while you pull out.

then let the bitch try and fetch it out of her arse

[blaggard]

then i wood be using a condom wen ur done get her to clench what left of here arse she has left then pull out
hopefully this method should remove the condom while you pull out.

then let the bitch try and fetch it out of her arse

Perhaps they could teach that one in school after showing them how to roll one on to a cucumber.

I always take precautions....... .. .. . . ... .. . . . . . .I give them a false name and address!

[tiggerbiker]

i just mop up the worst of it with her pillow, fart, roll over and go to sleep

[blaggard]

Get it right man, roll over THEN fart!

[mcdee]

get married+have 4 kids=plenty room for excess fluids

[B B Leo]

i never know what she does, im asleep so i dont care.. and if her pussy stunks i dont care as long as its lemony fresh when i back down at it

[crack_it]

depends how pissed they get i suppose bird is a clean freak but if shes had a bit 2 much 2 drink sex after a night out is like a chore lol