Why can't i piss in my woman?
Why is it when your cock is up your woman, you can't piss in her? Tried it this morning as wanted a piss and couldn't be arsed to get up and go to the loo! Got the ride instead
I was telling her I was going to piss up her and tensed my cock pretending but never did it.
Funny though
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Your a sick man dude!
I understand and accept that some people hold opinions that are different to my own. Living in a free and democratic society, I fully embrace and respect their right to be wrong.
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Blood flowing through the erectile tissue may prevent the urethra functioning properly... You sick fuck!
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any cunt every says i make shit threads read this fuka--hos this shit
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Yeah, as Ganty says. It's the same as when you had a shag, then need to go to the loo and still have an erection. It's nearly impossible, plus when you do manage to squirt some out, it's everywhere else except in the bowl.
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You have to stay in there till you have a semi and then jobs a good un. Should have pissed in her after mate. Timing is key.
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I dunno what the answer is, but well worth trying to piss in that hole huh? Lets hope that she wont be pissing on you.. thats unless thats what you are after?
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personally id rather be pissed on
btw cant find the anon button to press
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HOS? bit harshOriginally Posted by BOYYAKKA
You grammar needs HoS
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Eurgh thats disgusting...
Just imagine if you were down below licking her out, and she pissed in your mouth.....
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he would proberbly like it
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Yummy!!
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Re: Why can't i piss in my woman?
And that's not a good example, had he pissed in her during a blowy that would have been a good comparison
I think you meant to say 'imagine if she had a hollowed out strap on and pissed while she was taking you anal' that's probaly as close as you will get without an operation
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Piss kills the spunk monkeys, so when the cocks up, the urethra franklin is effectively closed off to prevent the two liquids mixing and making you a jaffa.
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Absolutely the sentence of the year, class!!
If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .
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lol fuck me this has to be the most fucked up thread i've ever read
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Some people get off on that
Its better to burn out than to fade away...............
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Whilst quite amusing, that is completely untrue - don't think pissing on a one night stand will prevent any bastards lads!
Re: Why can't i piss in my woman?
your fucked up dude .what next shit in her mouth
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