X-Factor

[Goldberg]

Ok, I am verging on gayness here. I love the auditions because it brings up some retards that are funny.

The missus is away tonight, and after watching my team not turn up to a 5 nil lesson at home to Chelski I am now in, a little pissed, on the phone to the missus nearly crying to the singers on X Factor.

Diana was mint, Rachel was crap and Cowel got her name wrong........ Does this make me gay????

I was nearly in tears here!!

HOWEVER, Cheryl is mint!!! Even though she is a geordie and I am a Boro lad I like her a LOT!!!

[neo2810]

I can't get enough of Diana Vickers... She's clearly fuckable, and usually that's enough, but my god she's a breath of fresh air on the stage as well. The rest of them are trying too hard to be someone who's already in or been in the charts. She's the only one trying to be herself and fuck me, I love herself...

I'll be going to her concert when she makes it the sassy little minx..!

[burner1]

I can't get enough of Diana Vickers... She's clearly fuckable, and usually that's enough, but my god she's a breath of fresh air on the stage as well. The rest of them are trying too hard to be someone who's already in or been in the charts. She's the only one trying to be herself and fuck me, I love herself...

I'll be going to her concert when she makes it the sassy little minx..!

I can't afford the concert tickets so I'll bide my time for the usual porn links of her at 'it'

I did say to my 7yo lad 'that Daniel would never make a platinum selling CD' and he said 'what's Platinum dad?' .. so I told him it's a rare and very expensive metal.. he didn't say anything for a while, then quipped 'Would he do better if he made it out of plastic like everyone else?' kids eh

[BertRoot]

The Spanish bird was staying at my mates house when she came over for the auditions. Dreary bitch.

[-AMO-]

That diana vickers annoys the fuck out of me. I don't even think shes a good singer. She sounds like a cat slowly dying in pain with those little pathetic squeaks and rasping noises she somehow manages to squeeze in between words.

She thinks shes so cute with the way she pronounces words like maybe and acts all cutesy on stage like shes cuddling herself in self fuckable lovingness. She is in no way original and just clings on to influences from all the other indy, boho british sluts who think they're grounbreakingly different.

If this is the best britain has to offer in the realms of manufactured music then I'm truly ashamed. Overated and unoriginal bitch who can't even sing.

[4me2]

The Spanish bird was staying at my mates house when she came over for the auditions. Dreary bitch.

aswell as being a good singer she has a cracking set of tits that mezmorize me.

The reason she was in the play off today was because they weren't on display like last week.

Check those tits out man

YouTube - Ruth Lorenzo - Take My Breath Away

[4me2]

That diana vickers annoys the fuck out of me. I don't even think shes a good singer. She sounds like a cat slowly dying in pain with those little pathetic squeaks and rasping noises she somehow manages to squeeze in between words.

You have to be kidding right ?

Shes a mixture of Kate Bush ans Sinead O'connor and makes a very good L0lit.a in her sexy barefoot performances.

YouTube - X Factor 2008 UK - Diana Vickers - Live show - Week 1 - HD

[-AMO-]

Thats just insulting to Kate Bush. How could you!

BTW - How annoying are her hand movements in that vid. They're big grotesque lanky man hands. Someone handcuff the bitch ffs.

Also, her bare foot performance made me feel ill. She has an overly elongated big toe. Oh and the shape of her top lip is annoying too.

[neo2810]

That diana vickers annoys the fuck out of me. I don't even think shes a good singer. She sounds like a cat slowly dying in pain with those little pathetic squeaks and rasping noises she somehow manages to squeeze in between words.

She thinks shes so cute with the way she pronounces words like maybe and acts all cutesy on stage like shes cuddling herself in self fuckable lovingness. She is in no way original and just clings on to influences from all the other indy, boho british sluts who think they're grounbreakingly different.

If this is the best britain has to offer in the realms of manufactured music then I'm truly ashamed. Overated and unoriginal bitch who can't even sing.

Goldberg, you've been vindicated. Above are the words of a gay man....

[demonology]

well guys was in the kitchen having a smoke and playing darts while the mrs watched this...

and have to say even i came in from the kitchen to the living room to see this and it seriously blew my mind away, even replayed 4 or 5 times on the sky plus box lol

and many a time on youtube lol

YouTube - Ruth Lorenzo - Purple Rain - X Factor - Prince

[LFC Muppet]

That diana vickers annoys the fuck out of me. I don't even think shes a good singer. She sounds like a cat slowly dying in pain with those little pathetic squeaks and rasping noises she somehow manages to squeeze in between words.

Man in the Mirror is my favourite Michael Jackson song by a country mile and my first thoughts whe she was about to sing was "she can't sing this, she will kill it". Much to my surprise I really liked it.

The week before I thought that performance and arrangement of the song was one of the best performances on X-Factor. I have to agree with the hands thing though, but they all seem to be knocking out too many shapes while singing.

She is a bresh of fresh air with her singing, and which I thought was unique. If someone can prove me wrong then fair be it.

Hope she wins, or at least brings an album out because I will definitely buy it, as long as it has the U2 song on it.

[BBK]

She sounds like a cat slowly dying in pain with those little pathetic squeaks and rasping noises she somehow manages to squeeze in between words.

Partially agree! I think she has an originality, but all this "yodelling" that she does at the end of every note pisses the hell out of me. She was definitely the stand-out performance of the night, but seriously girl, cut down on the yodelling and try and hold a note on occasion.

Worst performance of the night for me was Austin. If you are going to try and copy what David Cook did on American Idol then make sure you have the goods to do it, and Austin was so far off that it was unreal. David Cook took a fantastic Chris Cornell arrangement and blew my fucking socks off when he did it, I just sat there totally gobsmacked. Drage - brave effort yes, but so, so far behind Cook it was unreal. I understand why Cowell did that, but he should have known that David Cook - a rocker - wasnt going to be able to be copied by guy with a lightweight high voice.

Oh, and as for Owen or however the fuck you spell it Eoghan???? Seriously, who the fuck voted for that? Yes Simon, it was obvious which song you were going to pick for him, but its the most vomit inducing song EVER in the history of music (apart from maybe that song "music was my first love, and it will be my last"). I can't believe anyone thinks some ugly kids from Northern Ireland is cute, and how that is worthy of being in a competition like this.

Oh yeah, and like the rest of you, I only watch these shows because the girlfriend does

[TheFincher]

Fuck me............ I cant believe that there is even a thread on this utter tripe............... I also cant believe some of the people who i thought were decent fellows seem to watch this drivel and actually be so bothered to for an opinion about it

Its TV made by absolute cunts and watched by the same

[LFC Muppet]

Fuck me............ I cant believe that there is even a thread on this utter tripe............... I also cant believe some of the people who i thought were decent fellows seem to watch this drivel and actually be so bothered to for an opinion about it

Its TV made by absolute cunts and watched by the same

At least a lot of these can sing, not like half the fookers in the charts at the minute.

[pratman]

At least a lot of these can sing, not like half the fookers in the charts at the minute.

A lot of the ones that cant sing in the charts are at least making money these lot will make a couple of records if that with their 'singing talent' and be forgotten, i mean who is actually a global success or has had a few years of success by winning this competition. I bet that if oasis or coldplay came on this show and they were unknowns, the judges would be like there are plenty of bands like u already and wouldnt take them on, x factor is a load of bullshit, with people coming on and blaggin about how their lives have been made a misery and simon cowell is the SAVIOUR.

[4me2]

Fuck me............ I cant believe that there is even a thread on this utter tripe............... I also cant believe some of the people who i thought were decent fellows seem to watch this drivel and actually be so bothered to for an opinion about it

Its TV made by absolute cunts and watched by the same

Sounds like someone was forced to watch strictly come dancing instead.

[Shotgunjim]

I heard that Diane is already acting like a diva - she reminds me of the strange irish girl out of the last Harry Potter...

[Goldberg]

Sounds like someone was forced to watch strictly come dancing instead.

I cannot believe people thanked him for that comment lmfao, if he missed it and came in here to see what went on, then what were the others also doing.

[theodotcom]

I can't believe no one has mentioned how good Laura is, I think she is the clear winner by far although this week diana was better. Oh and yeah I only watch it because the wife watches it

[4me2]

Oh and yeah I only watch it because the wife watches it

Ofcourse.