How true is this!!!

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  1. markscott75's Avatar

    markscott75 said:

    lmao How true is this!!!

    9 WORDS WOMEN USE


    (1)
    Fine: Thisis the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    (2)
    Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3)
    Nothing:This is the calm before the storm.This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4)
    Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5)
    Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6)
    That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7)
    Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8)
    Whatever:Is a women's way of saying go to hell!

    (9)
    Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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    Last edited by markscott75; 3rd December 2008 at 04:40 PM. Reason: Typing error
     
  2. VillageRaider's Avatar

    VillageRaider said:

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    lol!!! i just read that to my mrs and she wants me to print it out so i always have a copy.
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