Women and rules

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    I called the Sony store at Heathrow T5 about 2 weeks ago to reserve an item for collection on the 29th January. The bloke on the phone was extrememly helpful and suggested that I call a week before I intend to travel and he would put one under the counter for me, but as things stood they had plenty in stock so it shouldn't be a problem .

    So call again today and get some woman who first of all makes me give her my name, address and telephone number. After I explain what I want, she tells me its company policy not to reserve items or take pre-orders. I mention that contradicts what I was told earlier and she moronically repeats company policy to me and then asks for the name and time of the person I spoke to?

    Sensing that I'm getting nowhere, I ask if she can tell me how many they have in stock so I know whether to look elsewhere. I'm sorry sir, but I don't have access to that information, the only way to find out is to come into the store. "Now Listen you fucking tart, either I buy one from a shop in London or I get it just before I leave the country. Obviously I would rather buy it Duty Free and save 15%".

    I hate to be sexist, but the same call to the same store. One answered by a matey sounding bloke which took all of one minute and ended in me being extremely satisfied. The other answerd by a woman which took 5 minutes of arguing and bickering and ended in me slamming down the phone in disgust. It seems to me that women are absolutely and thoroughly incapable of excercising discretion.
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    Buhahahahahaaaaaa, the never-ending simplicity of the female mind.
     
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    She was probably on the blob m8!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    She was probably on the blob m8!
    Either that or she is a bitter, twisted old cow who's never had a boyfriend and thinks that every telephone Lothario is fair game. Her motto, "All men are bastards"
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    BertRoot said:

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    Hates men cos she can't get no cock the stupid cunt and not getting so much as a bush rub at the Xmas party has nailed it home for her.

     
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    Mickey said:

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    Fecking woomen, they should be handcuffed to the ironing board or kitchen sink which ever is closest
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    lol, don't you just love women.
    I bet she put the phone down to you and then moaned about what a rude, sexist shit of a man she had just spoken too.
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    lol, don't you just love women.
    I bet she put the phone down to you and then moaned about what a rude, sexist shit of a man she had just spoken too.
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
    Buhahahaha...GTI better make sure his DNA aint been tagged cos the bitter cow would probably have the turd tested!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
    It would be far more poignant if I sent her a Valentine's Card with a romantic message scrawled in a mixture of blood and excrement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    It would be far more poignant if I sent her a Valentine's Card with a romantic message scrawled in a mixture of blood and excrement.

    Signed,
    "A frequent flyer"
    I can see you are a true romantic.
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    RSV said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    She was probably on the blob m8!
    I prefer the term "up on blocks"
     
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    Fear345 said:

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    Ive used the term "Man handed rat faced cunt" before and mark my words she'll be one.
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    Gave them a call again today, and this time the phone was answered by an Aussie bloke... absa-fucking-lutely no problems!

    He said "Yeah, they're selling like hot cakes so not sure whether you'll find any next week; do you want me to put one in the store room for you?" So I gave him my wife's name and flight details and she'll pick up my Sony eReader (PRS-505) next Monday.

    I think I have proven a point here.
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    I think I have proven a point here.
    Can't wait for the follow up when your wife goes into the store to pick up the reserved item and faces the woman you spoke to earlier, should make for some fireworks! Heck, let me know the date and I'll pitch up outside and video the ensuing fight
     
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    CzarJunkie said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Gave them a call again today, and this time the phone was answered by an Aussie bloke... absa-fucking-lutely no problems!

    He said "Yeah, they're selling like hot cakes so not sure whether you'll find any next week; do you want me to put one in the store room for you?" So I gave him my wife's name and flight details and she'll pick up my Sony eReader (PRS-505) next Monday.

    I think I have proven a point here.
    I can't wait until your wife confuses Tierack with the Sony shop and brings you home a pair of boxers and a cravat.
     
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    DJAd said:

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    Neck a few Stellas and slip on the wife beater.....
     
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    Vader said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    lol, don't you just love women.
    I bet she put the phone down to you and then moaned about what a rude, sexist shit of a man she had just spoken too.
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
    I have just been rolling around in my chair, thats funny as feck, " shit in a jiffy bag " ha aha aha ha ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vader View Post
    cant live without them! ...
    Yes you can!