Urban Dictionary

[BertRoot]

What are your favourites on the old Urban Dictionary

Mine is this -

seagulling
Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.


A couple on here relating to members names are quite good as well. Check this and this.

[tombott]

What are your favourites on the old Urban Dictionary

Mine is this -

seagulling
Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.


A couple on here relating to members names are quite good as well. Check this and this.

lol, this is just too good

BOYYAKKA
An absolute 'Grade A' retard. The pinnacle of retardation. A moron of the absolute purity.
That guy is a complete BOYYAKKA.

If I didn't know better I'd say that guy was totally BOYYAKKA in the head.

moron idiot retard tool fucktard
by DigitalForums Oct 1, 2008

Mind you this one made me laugh as well

[Northernbloke]

Make sure you give the first members link a thumbs up on the rating bit in the top corner

An absolute 'Grade A' retard. The pinnacle of retardation. A moron of the absolute purity.

[Northernbloke]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - Try This One

1. Raptor
The number one threat to the world.

[dalboy]

Strawberry Cheesecake
Cleveland Steamroller
Cleveland Rewind
Dump Truck
Donkey Punch

Genius.

[Greyfox]

clumping

1. To have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume.

1. After a night of drinking, he would often end up clumping Ms. Sherman while eating a fried fish.

[CzarJunkie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Czarjunkie

That's been there a while. Not sure who is responsible, but I have a few good ideas.....

[wakadoo]

wakadoo


1. a versatile exclamation like WOW
2. an interjection usable at almost any time
3. a crazy or weird person
"WAKADOO"
-Dave ......
by mongo Apr 7, 2003


and my name is dave...wierd.

[Ganty]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Czarjunkie

That's been there a while. Not sure who is responsible, but I have a few good ideas.....

Buahahaha, quality.

Marcode is quite good too

[AxE]

Munging.

1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.
"I sure did love munging the Thompson's Daughter last week."

[Andy Poobar]

Appling and pink sock are 2 pewrsonal favorites of mine!

[TheFincher]

The one i had published myself!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jinster

[miffy]

Lion King
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba"

[tombott]

lol, browsing through and found this gem:

Argyll

A indivisual homosexual who tends to be sleep around with diffrent men. Also haves sex with animals.
Stop cerrutti your such a argyll
by bonez Jan 2, 2004

[BertRoot]

Got a few more.

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

arabian sandgoggles

When the scrotum of a man is placed upon the face of another person in such a way that the testes of the man placing his scrotum on the face cover the eyes of the recipient of the sandgoggles. From this position, a hot carl becomes very easy to enact.
Dude, I couldn't see the shit coming because arabian sandgoggles were blocking my entire view!

Angry Dragon

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night.

I dare you to do the Angry Dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight.

Strawberry Shortcake

The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
I just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake.

[diablos]

lol, browsing through and found this gem:

Argyll the man of many faces.