A mate of mine has had this done.

[Little John]

Now Im not that in to tattoos but I know this looks really bad but I can't think of how to tell him. I supose he is ok really as he never needs to look at it but.....


I replied

He has atrophy in his left leg, did he brake it reciently and is part way through his physio?

I don't think he knows what atrophy is

I showed my sister and she can't say anything other than ask what the thing is hanging down between his legs

[beerman]

buhahaha, might as well have got "I'm a twat" underneath it. That looks terrible. Did he pick that design out especially or was he pissed when he had it done?

[beansontoast]

Don't really know where to start with this LJ, calling it shit doesn't really do justice to the horrific mess.

[Tattooed Freak]

Be honest and tell him, he needs to know the truth. The guy who did that should be ashamed and have his fingers snapped off so he can't do it to anyone else. I suppose it can eventually be covered up with something much darker.

[Little John]

I guess it should be somthing like this.


Looks like life in the states and eating burgers etc has had its toll on the love handles

[Little John]

I just sent him a message

Hiya
I don't want to upset you but if that is permanent and you paid for it it is really bad. hopfully its not and just someone messing about drawing on you.

I know its suposed to look like Beckhams but it looks like life in the states and too much AFC and burgers have taken their toll on it. The wings don't look too bad but the rest is shocking.

I hope you don't think Im a twat but I just thought you needed to know that it doesn't look good, if anyone says it does then they are just blowing smoke up your arse and lieing to you, do not let someone make that permanent on your back if it is just pen. if it isnt just pen then wear a shirt all the time till you get is covered with somthing else.

Who did it so I can, if I ever have the inclination, avoid them.

I have seen women with wings tattooed on their backs like those. they sort of look ok

[Fear345]

Are you sure he's not had one of the kids do it with a felt tip and just trying to wind you up

[Tattooed Freak]

Let us know what he says, when and where did he have it done? Can you get the name of the shop?

[Little John]

nahh his son was only born on the 10th Jan this year, I sort of expected his kids name but not that, he has the england 3 lions badge somewhere I think its on the left side of his chest.

[Nikki]

pretty bad really, i thought they would of had to pay him lol

but how do u tell a mate what they got is horrific

[Brock]

Oh dear.

[Little John]

Responses
his
Lol

me
is it a real tattoo?

is it your back?

him
yeah

me
who did it for you?

is it finished?

Im awaiting his response

[I Black Belt]

You may end up losing him as a friend because of this,

but then if he really can't see that his tat is shite, then perhaps that's no bad thing

[CzarJunkie]

Buhahahaaaaaaa, I fucking love shit tattoos. What a fucking barmpot.

[maltloaf]

i have days / weeks / months where i really want a tattoo even up to the point of picking what I want done. Then something like this (or the fear of it going wrong) puts me off. Send him a link to this thread and he will see that you are a true friend. It takes a real friend to tell you something like this.

[Little John]

To the is it finished question he said yes

And he had it done when he was on holiday in Mexico

[I Black Belt]

looks like something a pissed up chav would carve into a toilet door while having a shit

[russbeer]

fuck me thats hilarious.

Looks like the countrys fat problem has extended to tattoos!!

[peterc4]

looks like something a pissed up chav would carve into a toilet door while having a shit

that looks a twat

[russbeer]

I don't think he knows what atrophy is

Something you win in a competition isnt it