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    lmao Get out of the car!

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    Default Re: Get out of the car!

    true or false ??......

    i dont care because its a superb story either way....


    Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean
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    Default Re: Get out of the car!

    Buhahahahahahaha. Almost as bad as my mates wife who went back to her car after a hard morning shopping to find that her remote had stopped working as had her keys. She asked a passing guy to break a window for her so she could get in which he did. When she didn't recognise the stuff in the car she got out and pressed the remote to see her car lights flash a couple of rows away. Dozy whore had to buy yhe other guy a new window for his CLK. Not cheap...


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    Brilliant stuff.
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    I have to admit that back in the 70's when locks could be opened with just about any key I got a mile before realizing why my radio had all the wrong presets!!
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    Haha great story

    I once got in the wrong car in our works car park years ago. Only realised when my key wouldn't start the engine and there was a stinking dog blanket in the back.

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    Default Re: Get out of the car!

    Quote Originally Posted by blaggard View Post
    I have to admit that back in the 70's when locks could be opened with just about any key I got a mile before realizing why my radio had all the wrong presets!!
    Didnt you notice all your 8 track cartridges were wrong as well?

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    Default Re: Get out of the car!

    buhahahah class story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    Didnt you notice all your 8 track cartridges were wrong as well?

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    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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