mine would be a bird i met througha mutual friend, we ended up kissing and went to bed. she laid down and took her leg off and eye out, she had a false leg (half way down and a false eye).
i was not bothered much about the leg but i made her put her eye back in, fuckin scared me that. altho in a pervy kinda way i could prolly have made use of the extra hole.
another one was when i got pissed once, i ended up fucking a milf just 4 doors away from where we live, talk about rough - she had a better beard than me. this is why i gave up the drink. makes you fuck things other men would not reach
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