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    NSFW Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Small talk is lonely and obsessed with fleshlights, and I'm bored and all of my threads have sucked so far. So here we go. None of these items are individually bannable, so I'm hoping they aren't bannable combined as one.


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    * Lays Stacks (my preferance, holds up better)/Pringles potato chip can
    * Foam rubber
    * Condom
    * 1 1/4'' o-ring
    * Scissors
    * Marker

    Procedure

    Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container’s ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can.



    Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface.



    Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.



    Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end.



    With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½” of foam above the rim of the can.



    Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.



    Optional: If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom.



    Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.



    To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of “suction” you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke.

    Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap, I know I am. ). Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced.
    Lays:





    When stored with the lid on, the homemade flashlight can be conveniently camouflaged as an innocent can of potato chips (the can on the left has an advantage because its lid is opaque).. However, you need to release the edge of the condom from the lip of the can before you put the top on. If the condom is stretched around the top when you put the lid on, the lid will cut through the thin rubber of the condom. Leave the top of the condom loose, push the foam in, and cover with the lid. To use, just pop the top, pull the foam out a bit, and restretch the rubber.


    enJoYYYYY

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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Pffft.

    Ol' skool baby...




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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    u forgot to add freddy to heat liver up for 20seconds in the mirco
    (not that ive tried it)
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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Or favourite of Sir Richard Pumpaloaf, manic bread boffer... . ..
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post
    Pffft.

    Ol' skool baby...



    Then in the fry pan for a truly "rough" pate
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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Quote Originally Posted by blaggard View Post
    Or favourite of Sir Richard Pumpaloaf, manic bread boffer... . ..

    Not wishing to be pedantic, but it is demented bread-boffer.

    Volcanic hell indeed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rudey View Post

    niiiiicceeee .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by coin-op View Post
    Not wishing to be pedantic, but it is demented bread-boffer.

    Volcanic hell indeed!
    That DOES depend on the version methinks?


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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Bloody hell, did you get a Blue Peter badge for that?

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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Leo just sent me a picture message of his effort



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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    cant believe u posted that one and not the one of it being used
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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    cant believe u posted that one and not the one of it being used
    i was going to but as soon as i opened it in my phone the screen broke


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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    Quote Originally Posted by bobo06 View Post
    Leo just sent me a picture message of his effort

    this is 2009 version

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    Default Re: Making FleshLight At Home In 10 Minutes

    more ideas in the book.
    Lots of my repairs and pictures of retro stuff on my twitter.

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