An atom walks into a bar. He approaches the barman and asks, "Has anybody handed in an electron?"
Barman replies, "Not that I've seen, are you sure you lost it in here?"
"I'm positive."
With that a neutron walks in and asks how much it'll be for a pint, the barman says "ah, for you - no charge."
The neutron asks the atom how he is and the atom replies "Terrible, last night I lost an electron and today my car broke down. I took it to see a quantum mechanic, and when I asked how much it would cost to fix he said 'I'm not sure - I'll have to look at it.' Bloody typical. Yourself?"
"Not bad mate - am going to take part in an experiment later, getting cooled down to -273 degrees celsius. Some folk think I'll not be able to move but I'm sure I'll be 0K."
Then a pair of Fermions walked in and sat at a table nearby. Fancying a bit of action the guys wander over and offer them a drink, one said "I'll have what she's having"
As the drinks keep flowing they notice they haven't seen their mate, the photon, in a while. The barman pipes up "Ah, he's in a prism. Was caught speeding. He is trying to appeal though - apparently they knew how fast he was going but not where he was."
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