bees

[steven3367]

I got stung by a bee today.
Charged me £12 for a jar of honey

dyslexics of the world untie!!

I was given 500 AA batteries today. I got them home, tested them and every single one was dead.

Oh well at least they were free of charge.

Lion a bear and a pig were in the jungle. The lion boasts "When I roar everybody in the jungle shakes!"

The bear says "When I roar all the trees in the jungle shake!"

The pig says "When i sneeze the whole world shits itself!"

[Lightning House]

omg.... that last gave me a giggle

[GameKing]

that`s the way. save the best till last.......even if the last time I heard that one it was a chicken sneezing. lol.