Couple of Utd ones

[wtaylor]

NewsFlash: Swine flu update......50,000 mancs in Italy pig sick

Oxo are bringing out a new red & white cube to mark man utd defeat, its called "laughing stock"

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[Swiss Tony]

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Oxo are bringing out a new red & white cube to mark man utd defeat, its called "laughing stock"

[Robbo]

Bloke goes into a brothel in Rome and asks"how much for humilation?"
The madam tells him £37.50
What do i get for that
She replies "A fucking Man United shirt!"

[Kev]

FLOOD WARNINGS .... Around liverpool 45,000 scousers pissing themselves laughing ..

[russbeer]

Read this in the Daily Star today...

After all the MPs dodgy expenses, Liverpool are investigating claims as to why Rafa Benitez has put in claims for silver polish...


after printing a joke like that, the scousers will be boycotting the Star as well as the Sun!!

[Kev]

after printing a joke like that, the scousers will be boycotting the Star as well as the Sun!!

You obviously know nothing about hillsborough then do you !!!!!!!!!

[markscott75]

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[carlo]

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Oxo are bringing out a new red & white cube to mark man utd defeat, its called "laughing stock"

[Titanium]

Read this in the Daily Star today...

After all the MPs dodgy expenses, Liverpool are investigating claims as to why Rafa Benitez has put in claims for silver polish...


after printing a joke like that, the scousers will be boycotting the Star as well as the Sun!!

very poor taste shame on you!

[ilscuro]

Some of these jokes are shite

[Raptor]

You obviously know nothing about hillsborough then do you !!!!!!!!!

ffs as Boris Johnson said, scousers are hooked on grieving. Get off your soap box for once.

The sock robbers are happy as a pig in shit because a team that is is bigger and better than them lost a final. boo fucking hoo. so so so pathetic.

and when we win the league next season we will hear the same old tired shit again. your team and supporters are a fucking joke - THATS the real laughing stock.

[Raptor]

very poor taste shame on you!

poor taste. yes.

fact? definatley.