short jokes

[steven3367]

My mate plays the violin and he's makes me hold up the music sheets while he plays.

I'm sick of doing it, so now I'm making a stand.

I wasn't sure about my new beard at first, but its grown on me.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

[koola2]

I liked the first one, shame about your spacing.

Third one is quite old!