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    Saturday night I put a pouch of baxters soup in the microwave, when I took it out somehow I tipped it over my hand. This photo is the state of my hand on sunday night - out of focus but you can see half of the blisters & the red burnt skin, the other side is almost as bad. All 5 fingers are burnt.

    I'm going to get in touch with the makers. I know about taking care with these pouch things but I really think they're best suited to damp products like rice rather than runny stuff like soup. Old folks could really suffer with a wound like this.

    Anyway, the hand:
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    Ouch, were u pissed when u took it out?

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    Ooohh nasty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SiE View Post
    Ouch, were u pissed when u took it out?
    Yes I was in a right state but soon came to with that burning sensation, sat on the side of the bath for an hour with my hand in the sink.
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    Default Re: This woke me up

    why didnt you just settle for some good old beans on toast, non of that fancy soup shite
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    flippin eck beans , I'll be passing the factory tomorrow, do you want me to pop in and chib Mrs Baxter for you

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    Default Re: This woke me up

    Quote Originally Posted by beansontoast View Post
    I'm going to get in touch with the makers. I know about taking care with these pouch things but I really think they're best suited to damp products like rice rather than runny stuff like soup. Old folks could really suffer with a wound like this.
    Quote Originally Posted by SiE View Post
    Ouch, were u pissed when u took it out?
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    Yes I was in a right state
    Looks nasty, and I hope it heals up quickly for you.
    But maybe you will learn a lesson regarding pissed cooking.
    I dropped a pan of water onto a AGA hotplate when I was about 19, and AGA's get red hot.
    The water turned to steam instantly and took the skin off my hand. I was fucked for weeks, but that was the last time I attempted pissed cooking.
    Hardly the manufacturers fault that you chose to 'cook' whilst under the influence.
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    Default Re: This woke me up

    a little advice from a university student, when pissed

    dont cook
    dont try and find your own way home
    dont eat anything from own place (stop off at the chippy on the way back)
    dont walk up stairs
    dont try to take a bath or shower
    dont think going for a rave in the woods is a good idea

    still could be worse you could of tried using the grill

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    Does it have a "do not use when pissed" warning on it? If no, ClaimsDirect m8!!

    Or

    You stupid twat

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    Ooooooh they're corkers mate!

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    Default Re: This woke me up

    I love the sympathy in this thread.

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    Default Re: This woke me up

    Excessive wankhand syndrome had it myself.


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    Healing well now & a good tip is to put gauze over a burn (of this kind) & smear plenty of petrolem jelly over the gauze. I've got this gauze on called jelonet & it's doing the trick, here's a link to some: http://www.eurekadirect.co.uk/Jelone...Dressings.aspx (& description: http://www.dressings.org/Dressings/jelonet.html ). It's not too dear but the nurse said dry gauze & vaseline will do in an emergency. Only downside is it can be very greasy when it works its way out of the dry dressing.

    Photo below.

    I must point out that I would only contact the company to say I think the pouch design isn't ideal for soup - in my opinion it's just too runny to be held in a thin bag when piping hot. I've heated plenty of pouch food & I think perhaps pasta sauce is the runniest product that should be sold in that form. Just my opinion. I'm hardly going to complain to them am I?
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    Guy Fawkes come back, your country needs you!!

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    glad its getting better, I do think you should accessorize with some white sequins and do some MJ eeeeeh - heeeeeeeee's
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    Cha'mone!
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    Default Re: This woke me up

    was it your wanking hand you burnt
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    Default Re: This woke me up

    I'd stick to beansontoast next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by rookie View Post
    was it your wanking hand you burnt
    Thank goodness no, and more importantly it's not my wiping hand either. Believe me on these tablets you need a wiping hand.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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