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    Attention Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    Man found dead mouse in malt loaf


    The mouse was found embedded in a malt loaf


    A man got the shock of his life when he opened a loaf of bread and found a whole mouse inside. North Antrim Magistrates Court heard how a man purchased a Hyndman's malt loaf from a supermarket in the Ballymoney area before Christmas 2007.
    When he unwrapped the loaf he discovered the small lifeless mammal embedded in the base of the bread.
    The judge fined the company, D Hyndman and Son Ltd, Maghera, £1,000 plus costs for placing unsafe food on the market.
    The managing director of the company was present in court to answer the charge.
    A defence lawyer told the court that the presence of the mouse was a shock to the company. He suggested it might have been put in the tin to "sabotage" the baker who has been in business for 60 years and has never had any complaints.
    The judge was shown pictures of the mouse in the loaf. The court heard that tins in which the bread is baked were oiled the night before they were filled with dough.
    Pest control
    Some time between the tins being sprayed and being filled, the mouse got into the tin, a prosecuting lawyer said.
    "In fairness to the defendant they have engaged pest control services who regularly inspect the premises and did so before this incident," she said.
    The defence lawyer said an "onerous inspection" is held at the bakery every six weeks and that two field biologists attend each year. There are 131 bait stations in the premises at present, he said.
    Staff carry out daily inspections and two full-time cleaners are employed at the bakery who both work eight hours per day.
    In imposing the fine, the judge said he had considered public concern but also the steps taken by the company to ensure proper hygiene.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8092921.stm

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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    Fucking hell Malty you need to keep your extracurricular activities a little more private.


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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    I was about to ask if Malty had been taking tips from Richard Gere
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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    didn't know he was a pet shop boy.
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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    So What ?

    There's many a dead hamster been found in BB Leo and no one says a word

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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    In fact I'll wager that there's several members on here who've killed more rodents than the Pied fucking Piper

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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    Damn, the Richard Gere joke has already gone
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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    buahahahaha
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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    Freddie star ate his hamster, malt loaf did other things with his pet mouse.


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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    Didn't know maltloaf gobbled mice for breakfast. Hope the misses knows about the fetish he has.
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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    At Least it wasnt in a Soreen
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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    Why is the title "Man found dead..."?
    All sweeping statements are wrong.

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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    I betcha the mouse was alive when malty stuck him inside RIP rodent.

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    Default Re: Man found dead mouse in malt loaf

    Quote Originally Posted by maltloaf View Post
    buahahahaha
    its no good laughing about it, explain yourself
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