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    Default Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    Like most kids mine love nature programmes and I get the usual million and one questions about different things and the weekend, mine were watching one about the Orangutans life and hibitat. They giggled when mummy 'rang got baby to suckle on her and I recall telling them about how people aren't much different with babies etc..

    Anyway, they were in the back garden earlier and chatting to the lady downstairs who's about 55 and my lass said 'Avril, you got boobies like an orangutan' ... fuck, I could have died, then my lad piped up 'Since you got red hair now you look a bit like one as well' all the while, totally innocent of their comments.

    She smirked but made off pretty sharpish back into her flat giving me a hard stare on the way
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    Default Re: Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    lol

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    Default Re: Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    ahhhhh yes!!!!! kids: putting you in awkward situations since the day they were born


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    Default Re: Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    arnt kids great lool.
    Only in Britain….do we use the word “politics” to describe the process of Government. “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking
    creatures”

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    Default Re: Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    Hahaha, quality.

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    Default Re: Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    Brilliant!!!
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Default Re: Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    haha! that's what kids are for aint it? just a bit of harmless innocent fun.

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    Default Re: Women; Too senstive sometimes ffs.

    Very funny made me laugh

    Reminds me of when we was kids for some reason my sister found a bag of dildos somewere and brought them home (she was too young to know what they where) my mother went red but my sister wanted to know what they where, so my mother stumbling for ideas told her they where for a fish pond and put them in the bin

    However my sister thought that was a crap idea and when nobody was looking fished em out the bin and marched round to our elderly next door neighbour and promptly handed the toys to her for her fish pond

    We moved out soon after but how we laughed

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