Like most kids mine love nature programmes and I get the usual million and one questions about different things and the weekend, mine were watching one about the Orangutans life and hibitat. They giggled when mummy 'rang got baby to suckle on her and I recall telling them about how people aren't much different with babies etc..
Anyway, they were in the back garden earlier and chatting to the lady downstairs who's about 55 and my lass said 'Avril, you got boobies like an orangutan' ... fuck, I could have died, then my lad piped up 'Since you got red hair now you look a bit like one as well' all the while, totally innocent of their comments.
She smirked but made off pretty sharpish back into her flat giving me a hard stare on the way
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